That is the question being asked on her official youtube channel www.youtube.com/kellylandry. "That's a funny question to ask someone?" You might ask. Well here's the backstory. Kelly, who is an actress and stand up comedian was featured in a youtube short by Fred (kids character with annoying high pitched voice) called "My Babysitters a Vampire" In it she plays a babysitter who Fred thinks is a vampire. Well, according to this video...
she had gotten many responses asking if she really was a vampire. So many as a matter of fact that she was going to prove that she wasn't (ironically of course as the video seems to make it look more and more like she is a vampire. She even made a song about how she wasn't one (below)
Anyway, after convincing us (the viewer) that she's just a normal girl, she gives us a look into her personal life with video's of her searching for a roommate (1st video) as well as meeting her roommates boyfriend for the first time (lower video, my personal favorite of the bunch).
These video's are a lot of fun and I hope there is going to be more in the future. You can check out more from Kelly Landry on her official website www.kellylandrylive.com.
Kelly can also be seen as a vampire in the Youtube short "Last Call"
"Ashley's Hug Time" is a Youtube show starring model Kristin Ortiz as "Ashley". A very pretty but VERY dumb girl who does a video blog about her life. I believe the goal of the video's is to see if it's truly possible to listen to what a girl is saying when her large breasts are pretty much in your face the entire time (or if it even matters). In this episode, Ashley had just got done watching the movie "Twilight" and now believes she is a vampire. She does her blog from her closet explaining how lonely it is to be one. This isn't the funniest of her vlogs but this is probably the least amount of cloths she's worn in one so I guess that's a trade off. Anyway check out the link to her youtube channel as many of her vlogs are VERY funny but until then Enjoy Ashley the half naked vampire babbling about something that probably doesn't make much sense.
In this music video parody of "The Vampire Diaries" set to the Lady GaGa song "Show Me Your Teeth", Hilly plays a version of Katherine (the female vampire doppelganger played by Nina Dobrev who you can learn more about HERE).
Fake Katherine is a dentist working on the teeth of two guys by the name of "Damion" and "Steven" (A play on "Vampire Diaries" main characters "Damon and Stefen"). Once they get into the office she sprouts a set of fangs and the rest of the video parodies different "Katherine" related scenes from the show as well as the dark moody promo's the CW Network has done for the show.
Hilly is 100% on point with her mannerisms, mimicking Dobrev's style to a scary degree. This video is very much worth taking a look at and the girls are very talented. They produce their parodies through donations so if you like this (and they have a few based on the craptacular Twilight Saga as well) be sure to check out their website and help them out. Maybe we'll be rewarded with more blood sucking Hilly!
The Gist: A Young couple goes on a trip where they meet a mysterious woman (Syren) who seems to be infatuated with the female (Valmont).
Clarification: This is similar to any version of the Dracula story with the main difference being that instead of Dracula being a guy, it's a hot female. As the story progresses you find out that Valmonts character is the reincarnation of Syren's first lover (who was also a Vampire). This explains her characters biting fetish during sex.
Selling Point: The final scene where Valmont finally reaches her vampire potential
Female Vampire Factor:This movie gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5. This is a well thought out well produced story that gives you one hell of a payoff at the end. I can't count how many times I'll watch a vampire film hoping that the hot girl that the vampire is infatuated with is turned and it never happens. No let down here. She gets turned and it happens in a big way.
The Gist: Dracula moves to America to start a new life for himself.
Clarification: This is a XXX Horror/Comedy ranked among the best of its time (and possible of all time). Made in 1980 it is theater quality (you know, back when porn could still be seen in a theater). Basically Dracula moves to America in an effort to start an entertainment business. He then falls for one of the actresses he auditions and pays for it in the end.
Selling Point: Any scene with Vanessa Del Rio in it.
Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty ratings of 5 out of 5. Vanessa Del Rio is just that damn good in it. She plays the part of a prostitute that Dracula turns and hires as his secretary. Below is a scene where Del Rio uses her new vampire abilities to "distract" a detective asking too many questions.
The Gist: 5 stories (aka sex scenes) of women seducing men.
Clarification:Scene 4: The Prowler. A burgler breaks into the bedroom of a home to find the owner, a beautiful more than half naked women still there but sound asleep. The woman wakes up and seduces the burgler into having sex with her just to find out she was a vampire just prepping her next meal.
Selling Point: Janet Jacme's VERY revealing vampire costume.
Female Vampire Factor:This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 3 out of 5. You get one scene with a vampiress in it but it a pretty hot one despite the low quality video and Jacme's over the top acting. There's also some random vampire pics in the DVD extra's (sample below).
The Gist: A young woman is in the wrong place at the wrong time which results in her becoming one of the undead.
Clarification: Jewel De Nyle is driving one night and as her car runs out of gas, she does what any logical person would do in the same situation. She turns into the nearest scary dark alley she could find. Luckily for her there just happens to be a vampire in the middle of killing a guy. The vamp (Sydnee Steele) see's that she's been seen so after a quick lesbian roll in the hay with her she bites De Nyle (who thinks it's all a dream) and turns her.
Selling Point: The whole movie. This is one of those adult gems where if it wasn't a porn, it would still be a pretty kick ass movie
Female Vampire Factor:
Jewel De Nyle plays the victim in the film. As mentioned, she is turned into a vampire and spends the movie looking for the vampire who turned her while trying to prevent from becoming a full-blown vampire.
Ginger Paigeplays Racheal. The first vampire you see in the film. She has a number of scenes as The mistresses #2
Sydney Steele is the head vampire mistress. She leads the vampire brood and is responsible for turning the victim, wanting her to join.
You also have a couple of background vampires that are barely seen, one played byPhylisha Ryder.
And a virgin girl victim who we see has been turned at the end of the film.
This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 5 out of 5. It's great story that revolves around female vampires for 90% of the movie. Best thing about it is that they're hot and they do what vampires are supposed to do. You can't get any better. Especially for an adult movie. Sex and feeding go hand in hand in this movie and it's even explained that the blood tastes better if you get your pray horny before you bite them.
There are plenty of TV series and movies with Vampire episodes out there but what gets looked over is the Vampire cameo's. Non vampire related TV shows and movies that for whatever reason has one thrown in for the heck of it. Here's just some of those instances.
Mortal Kombat movie (2021)
In the 2021 reboot of the movie based on the video game franchise Elissa Cadwell plays the vampire bodyguard of series villain Shang Tsung.
Jerry Springer Halloween Pay Per View Special
In the hey day of the trash TV talk show craze of the 1990's Jerry Springer had a rated R Halloween special. The special started with a pair of vampire strippers doing a sexy dance routine.
Texas Terror Tales, "The Hollows"
This film is a compilation of horror shorts. There is an actual short completely about vampires titled "Unholy Living Dead" but there is no females in that one. In this story a group of college aged kids go camping in some woods that are haunted. This results in all of them losing their minds. The final surviving female attacks some good Samaritans who stop to help her by biting their necks and sucking their blood.
Smosh, "What if TV Shows Were Real"
Click the picture above for full review and video.
Nikki, Season 1, Episode 18:"Dwight and Nikki and Ken and Alice"
Nikki was a short lived television series on the WB from 2000 to 2002 starring 90's sex symbol Nikki Cox. In the series Nikki was a Las Vegas show girl and the beginning of this episode has her performing a sexy vampire dance number along with co-star Susan Egan.
2015 Teen Choice Awards
Former Vampire Diaries Star Nina Dobrev wearing a pair of cheap vampire fangs.
The Goldbergs, Season 3: Episode 6 "Couples Costume"
In the Halloween 2015 episode of the ABC Sitcom eldest daughter Erica (Hayley Orrantia) dresses up as a Vampire.
Dancing with The Stars
On the 10/26/2015 edition of the show the daughter of the late crocodile hunter does a dance dressed as a Vampire Queen.
Summer in Transylvania
Summer in Transylvania was a British kids show which aired for one season in 2012 on Nickelodeon in Europe. The show was about a young girl named Summer who went to a school in Transylvania for monsters. The show was very corny and followed an old school sitcom format including a laugh track. One of the side characters on the show was a teenage "Mean Girls" type vampire by the name of Serena played by Charlie Jordan Evans.
Macabre Pair of Shorts
In this 1996 Troma movie a couple of theater workers find a film that
was hidden in the theater called, what else... "A Macabre Pair of
Shorts" and decide to cue it up and watch it. The Film ends up being
several shorts about different subjects (basically this is a precursor
to the film V/H/S) and eventually they find out that the film itself is homicidal (meaning the actual paper film eats people..this is Troma did you forget?) which is why it was hidden. Anyway one of the shorts is a about a pair of
female vampires picking up a man at a club with the intent of feeding on
him but instead one of them feeling sorry for him turns him after
finding out he had a rare fatal blood disorder which eventually comes back to haunt them.
After the first two shorts you find out that the film is actually a film within a film within a film as the premise of the movie within a movie (confused yet) is that a vampire couple is actually the ones watching them who then briefly comment after the films are over.
The L Word Season 3, Episode 5: "Lifeline"
In this episode of the lesbian themed Showtime series the character Alice tries speed dating and ends up meeting a super hot woman named "Uta Refson". She is very mysterious and Alice begins to believe that she is a vampire. Though throughout the episode the proof regarding her identity is coincidental eventually there is a very steamy sex scene where Alice realizes Uta's name is just "Nosferatu" backward. She does have fangs VERY briefly in the episode. She is played by Erica Cerra.
Mad TV Season 4, episode 8: "Blades"
Comedian Debra Wilson plays a vampire attacking her helpless female victim when Blade (played by Aries Spears) comes in and saves the day. When she has backup, "Blade" calls on Karl Childers, the mentally challenged main character of the movie "Slingblade"
Mad TV Season 9, episode 7: "Me Against Madonna" Mo Collins plays Madonna in a parody of the Britney Spears music video "Me Against the Music" At the end of the video Collins Madonna sprouts a pair of fangs and bites Britney (played by Nicole Parker) sucking her youth out of her.
This episode introduces Hillary Duff to the show as an actress who plays a vampiress on a "Vampire Diaries" style fictional TV show. Our first view of her is a scene from the show in which she's having "vampire sex" with fangs blaring.
In this episode Tina (Jenna Ushkowitz) threatens the principal by portraying herself as a vampire and convincing him that her vampire father will come after him if she doesn't get her way.
Justin falls in love with a young female vampire (played by Bridgit Mendler)
The Dresden Files Season 1, Episode 9: "Storm Front" Joanne Kelly makes a cameo appearance as Bianca, the vampire queen of Chicago in the 9nth episode of the short lived SyFy series. In this episode Dresden questions her about the disappearance of some young girls who were last seen at her club which she takes offense to leading to a great fang filled fight scene. Click HERE for a review of the episode that introduces "Bianca".
Electra (1996 Film)
This film starring Shannon Tweed is about a woman who falls in love with her late husbands son who just happens to be inheriting all his fathers research (basically he created a formula that gives people super powers). In a fight scene toward the end of the movie for whatever reason Tweed sprouts fangs and long nails.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
This film based on the graphic novel is about an all star team made up of fictional characters from literature. Peta Wilson (of La Femme Nikita TV show fame) plays Mina Harker, best known as the object of Dracula's affections in the Bram Stoker Novel. It is found out in the film that she didn't escape the vampire counts curse as was originally thought. The below clip is how the group finds out.
Ultraviolet
Another film based off of a graphic Novel, Milla Jovovich plays Violet. An assassin for a group of rebels who are all suffering from a disease which causes elongated canines, sensitivity to sunlight and superhuman strength and speed. The main problem with this condition which otherwise seems pretty cool is that without frequent blood transfusions sufferers of the disease die pretty quickly. The below screencap is from the only scene in which Milla J sports the fangs. Unfortunately she spends the entire scene whining about how she'd rather be dead (she just came out of a coma after being shot at point blank range which somehow caused her fangs which she filed down to grow back).
Disaster Movie
In this abortion of a comedy parody of Armageddon genre movies Mad TV alum Nicole Parker plays a sabre toothed version of the late singer Amy Winehouse who first warns the main character of the film of the pending end of the world.
Charmed Season 7 episode 22: "Something Wicca This Way Goes...?"
In the season finale of the next to last season of the night time action/drama about a trio of sisters with magical powers they pay a visit to the vampire queen (played by Jacqui Maxwell) in order to strike a deal. It is a very quick scene and the below screencap is the only time you see her on the episode. On the subject there is a full episode that deals with the vampire queen trying to turn one of the girls in season 4 (different queen played by a different actress) which you can read my review HERE.
X-PLAY: E3 2007 EDITION: "Solid Snake on a Plane"
From the G4/Tech TV show about video games and electronics comes a parody that combines the Konami video game franchise "Metal Gear" and the Samuel L. Jackson film "Snakes on a Plane". In it Solid Snake (a mercenary) must save the plane from evil flight attendants who work for a villain from the game franchise named "Ocelot". They also just happen to be vampires. If you're not a gamer or if you're one of the millions who didn't watch "Snakes on a Plane" you won't get the jokes but you still can't go wrong with Vampire flight attendants.
The Benny Hill Show: Episode 1, Season 13 "The Park"
In the closing skit in the season premier of the legendary British television show's 13th season (one of the first featuring the now famous scantily clad "Hill's Angels"), Benny along with two others are sitting at a park bench watching lovely ladies go by when one in particular (played by Alison Bell) approaches each guy one by one and takes them behind a bush. As she finally gets to Benny we see that she is actually a vampire (below) sucking the mens blood, but of course Benny escapes causing the classic Benny Hill chase.
In this 1980's comedy about a duo of American reporters flying to eastern Europe to cover a story about a possible appearance of the Frankenstein monster, Geena Davis plays a female vampire who seems to fall in love with Gil Turner (played by Ed Begley Jr.) but has a weird way of showing it by sneaking in and out of rooms when no one else is around making everyone else question his sanity. Davis' vampire costume is easily one of the greatest ever to be used in a feature film. Below is her first appearance in the film.
Red Shoe Diaries: Season 5, Episode 3 "Jealousy"
In the final season of the erotic Showtime series comes a story about a man who marries an actress. When she gets called away to do a film while on their honeymoon he begins to get jealous at the thought of another man putting his hands on her in a love scene. The film that she's doing ends up being a vampire film in which she has a lesbian scene with a female vampire played by Viktoriya Khadzhinova.
Stan Helsing
In the less than stellar 2009 horror movie parody a group of party goers end up lost in a town full of horror movie monsters. In the below scene Stan and friends end up in the red light district of the town and meet up with Dracula's brides who work as strippers.
Strippers vs Werewolves
In the 2012 British film a group of strippers must defend themselves from a pack of werewolves who are gunning for revenge for one of them killing a member of their pack. In the film one of the strippers is dating a monster hunter and seemingly every time she calls him he is busy fighting a sexy half naked vampire!
Gilligans Island: Season 3, Episode 1 "Up at Bat"
In the season three premiere of the classic TV series about a group of shipwrecked castaways living on a deserted Island, Gilligan gets bitten by a bat. The nieve 1st mate of the S.S. Minnow then lets his imagination run wild and in a dream sequence becomes Dracula. The dream also includes Tina Louise who plays sexy hollywood actresss Ginger Grant acting as his vampire bride.
Key & Peele: Season 3, Episode 7 "Sexy Vampire"
In this spoof on how vampires are portrayed on television Keegen Michael Key plays "Tyrelle" a stereotypical black man who has just been turned to a vampire meeting his brood for the first time. Unfortunately for the lead vampire (played by Jordan Peele) and his many sexually free and gothic vampiresses he has retained his street logic and common sense and just doesn't understand why they have to act so weird.
Castle: Season 2, Episode 6 "Vampire Weekend"
In the Halloween 2009 episode of the ABC series about an author and a detective who solves cases together they are hired to solve the murder of a "horror geek" who had vampire fangs in his mouth at the time of his death and died from having a stake driven through his heart. One of the persons of interest in the case is "Vixen" a vampire fetish model played by Samantha Shelton who hangs around goth clubs and was introducing the diceased to the vampire lifestyle.
Waxwork
In this 1988 film about a group of students getting trapped in a wax museum where the exhibits are actually portals to the real life places and era's the exhibits represent a young woman named China (Michelle Johnson) finds her way into the Dracula exhibit where she is hunted by vampires. Eventually she falls victim to the male model looking Dracula's charms and becomes his fourth bride.
Scrubs: Season 3, Episode 15 "My Tormented Mentor"
In the NBC hospital comedy about a doctor with a very vivid imagination. J.D. (the doctor in question) walks in on two girls changing in one of the rooms and imagines they're blood sucking vampires.
