Vampiress Music Video: Jim Jones "Retrograde"

Retrograde (Vampire Life remix)

Jim Jones ft. Eddy McKenzie

Produced in 2012

This is a rap video starring Jim Jones.  In it he sits in a chair performing his lyrics while occasionally being surrounded by female vampires.  The hook of the song is performed by DD172 assistant and producer McKenzie Eddy who in the opposite situation is surrounded by shirtless male vampires but unlike Jones SHE HERSELF is sporting fangs while wearing a form fitting short white dress.

Vampire Life is Jones catch phrase in a way.  It refers to living a party lifestyle in which you sleep all day and are up all night.  He has turned it into a bit of a franchise as he represents it not only through music but with a clothing line and even an eventual movie.  Below are some promotional pictures for Vampire Life featuring music video models Cyn Santana (Brunette) and Jessica Mericee (Blonde).

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Vampire Cast

Bridgette B. 

Jennifer Dark 

Brandy Aniston

Marie McCray

Jessi Palmer

The Gist: Jonathon Harker heads to eastern Europe to finish a real estate deal and ends up neck deep vampires.

Clarification:  This is a basically a very accurate adult version of the 1992 Francis Ford Coppola film "Bram Stokers Dracula".  As weird as it may sound though, the rated R film was a bit more sexual than this version.
  

Selling Point:  The Brides of Dracula played by Bridgette B, Jennifer Dark and Brandy Aniston (Below right)

Female Vampire Factor: This Film gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5.  As I stated above, the 1992 Rated R film was a lot more hot and steamy than this one but it's a porn so expectations shouldn't be that high in the first place.  The main thing to remember is almost every female in the film is or becomes a vampire

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Vampiress in Advertising

Female Vampires have more than one use.  You can use them to sell stuff too.  Here are some examples of companies using fanged females to shill their products.

Aero the Acrobat Video Game Commercial
1990's commercial for a video game starring a bat featuring a sexy female vampire stating the catch phrase "Bite Me".






Kellogg's Nutri Grain Fruit Crunch Bar Vampire Commercial 2013  

For Love & Lemons Catalog (Model: Anna Selezneva) 

Fund Raiser ad for the movie "Blood Drive"

Gillette Sport body spray

PSA for Energy Saving - "Energy Vampire"
 Energy Vampire is a term for someone who wastes energy.  This PSA takes the term quite literally where a guys new girlfriend happens to be a real one.  Fangs and all.

Playboy - "Vampire Halloween Heart Health"
In this ad from Playboy, 2012 Playmate of the Year Jaclyn Swedberg is a friendly vampire giving us tips on how to keep our hearts healthy and prevent heart disease this Halloween.  At least I'm pretty sure that's what's going on because honestly all I see is a half naked women with fangs.

AT&T U-Verse - "Vampire"
In a play of "True Blood" this ad for U-Verse TV features a guy telling a female vampire from his favorite TV show that he's breaking up with her as he's dropping cable.  She convinces him to switch to U-Verse so they can be together forever. 


FearNet - "Succubus"

Natalie Denise Sperl (Succubus: Hell Bent) stars as a fanged beauty who sprouts a pair of bat wings and flys away.

 

Sexy Cologne - "Sexy Vampire"
The Korean Pop group Super Junior encounter a beautiful female vampire in this Asian commercial

Audi - "Vampire Party"

In this commercial a guy drives his Audi to a vampire get together where the headlights of the vehicle vaporize everyone (whoops)

Diesel Jeans

In this ad starring Mishel Prada, what seems to be a couple in the heat of passion end up revealing themselves as a female vampire on the hunt and a vampire hunter doing the same.  Unfortunately the hunter wins out.

Axe Body Spray

A young man and a girl are getting hot and heavy in the bedroom but before things get too hot the woman reveals herself to be a vampire.  Instead of biting him on the neck, she goes after the armpit.

Ray Ban Sunglasses

A group of young people are hanging out outside of a building waiting for dawn when one of their friends strolls up.  The group all begin putting on their sunglasses when the latecomer realizes he's forgotten his. As the sun comes up he turns to ash.  The rest of the group with fangs blaring mock the guy for forgetting his glasses.

 

Snickers - "Wild Bite"

In this Asian commercial for snickers a vampire on the hunt at a party goes for a woman's neck but across the room sees a Snickers bar which for whatever reason seams more appetizing to him. As the commercial ends the woman who was to be the victim turns the tables on the vamp.

Bud Light - "Nice Costume"

A Goofy guy in a vampire costume sees a sexy red head across the room dressed as a vampiress. He tries (miserably) to make small talk with her but lucky for him talking is the last thing she wants to do.  She takes him out to the woods where no one can see, fangs out and bites him on the neck revealing herself to have been a real vampire the whole time who's only at the party to find victims.  

Sketchers

A Print ad for shoes in which a female vampire looks to be trying to take a bite out of a young man.

www.GotFangs?.com - "Got Fangs"

LeeAnne Vamp stars as a sexy vampire who attacks a guy who was just minding his own business drinking milk and watching Fright Night.

Vampire-con 2009

In the first ad "Transcendental" a female who looks to be meditating reveals herself to be a vampire.  In the second ad "Skin Deep"  a woman removes her makeup to show her pale undead skin and reveals her fangs.

Mistine Double Powder
A group of guys go in search of a group of sexy female vampires.  When they trap the ladies at their home it looks like the girls turn the tide on them until a painting falls off the wall revealing the sun rising which burns all the vamps but one who is protected from the sun after using the makeup which includes sunscreen.

 Karen Walker Spring 2009 eye wear catalog

Pop Chips
Print ads featuring a fanged Katy Perry

Chaingang LA
Print ad for a necklace featuring a fanged Hayden Panettiere

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Vampire Cast

Monica Mayhem

Kristen Price

The Gist:  The number of vampires is dwindling as the remaining ones left have tainted blood preventing them from creating more.  In order to change that they target a young woman (Sunny Lane) who's blood is capable of creating more.

Clarification:  Anyone the vampires bite turns to zombies, so it is more of a zombie movie than anything else.  This is a sequel to the original only in that Jack Cross (the police detective character in the first one) returns as it is explained that he quits the police force to become a full-time vampire slayer.  Evan Stone (of course) also returns but as "the twin brother" of the un named vamp he played in the first that was staked by Cross.  

Selling Point: Monica Mayhems vampire dominatrix outfit (below).

Female Vampire Factor:  This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 2 out of 5.  Remember every positive I said about the original (if not you can read my review HERE).  Well, get rid of all of that and what's left is this movie.  The two female vamps that are in it barely get screen time. In fact Kristins Price's character is only seen really in the photos in the DVD extras otherwise she might as well be an extra. 

The beginning of the film takes way too much time following a back story that has no bearing on the main story other than having an excuse for a couple of sex scenes (as this movie has much more plot than it does sex barely qualifying it as a porn).  My suggestion is to only get this film if it's in a set with the original.  Only then is it worth the price. 

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 Vampire Cast

Nikita Denise

Ava Vincent

Holly Hollywood

Misty Rain

Syren

Wendi Knight

The Gist:  After the events of the 1st film.  Veronika's first lover uses her new lovers former beau (who is now a vampire) to get revenge on her.

Clarification:  This movie literally takes place moments after the end of the 1st film (IE if you didn't see the first film the plot would be hard to follow) as your 1st dialogue is a discussion of the painful ending of the last film.  That's pretty much it as far as plot goes as the rest of the film is pretty much random vampire sex.  Unlike the first film which was more substance, this was more sex.

Selling Point:  Having a legit eastern European female (Denise) playing a vampire (if only she had the cloak).

Female Vampire Factor:  This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 4 out of 5.  Like the first film it is 100% about the chicks with fangs.  The only real downside is that they use a lot of footage from the first movie as filler in this movie but there is enough new stuff to make it worth watching.

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