Vampiress XXX Review "Lesbian Vampire Academy"

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2014 celebrity costume contest

The yearly tradition continues more celebrities vamping out for Halloween.


Kristen Ritter (actress)

Una Healy (singer from UK  pop group "The Saturdays")

Ariana Grande (singer)

Kylie Jenner (model/younger sister of Kardeshians)

Danielle Linekar (wife of English football broadcaster Gary Linekar)

Candice Swanepoel (Victoria Secret model)

Angela Summers (Penthouse model as her vampire alter ego Callidora)

Gwen Stefani (Singer and star of The Voice US version)

Jesy Nelson (Singer from British Pop Group "Little Minx")

 Brittny Gastineau (Model & reality TV star)

Jasmin Walia with Georgia Kousoulou (UK TV celebrities)

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Vampire Diaries introduces new female vamp this week

This week on the Vampire Diaries marks the first new female vampire character introduced in the new season as Emily C. Chang will be playing Ivy.   Ivy was the girlfriend of Stefan Salvatore in his new life that was recently turned upside down as his old friends from Mystic Falls decided to pay him a visit.  While Stefan admitted to her that he was a vampire she didn't believe it.  The last we saw of Ivy, Stefan's boss was being sent to bury her body after getting her neck snapped by rogue vampire Enzo.  This week Ivy pays Stefan a visit and informs him that she was forced to drink Enzo's blood thus turning her into a vampire upon her death.  On top of that she will apparently take to vampirism a lot like True Bloods Jessica. In other words she's looking forward to it very much. Below is a promo for the episode.

Speaking of True Blood this isn't Emily Changs first experience dawning the fangs.  She once appeared on a fake ad for the HBO series which you can see below. Vampire Diaries airs Thursday Nights on the CW network in the US with replays available on Hulu.com.

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Vampiress XXX Review: "An Erotic Tale of Ms. Dracula"

The Gist:  A husband and wife team attempt to sneak into a vampires lair in order to save a girl being held captive.

Clarification: There really isn't much to clarify as the storyline to this movie is just an excuse to give the actors something to talk about for roughly a minute between sex scenes.  It is not a plot driven movie whatsoever just a couple of minutes of sexual innuendo between characters followed by softcore sex. 

Selling Point: Great movie if you like simulated lesbian orgy's

Female Vampire Factor:  None whatsoever to the point that it gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 1 out of 5.  This movie threatens to have a vampire storyline but doesn't and only utilizes names from the Dracula novel for the characters.  Long story short a guy named Van Helsing hires Mina and Jonathon Harker and offers them one million dollars to save a girl named Ashley who's being held captive at the countess Dracula's castle.  Apparently the Countess plans on turning Ashley (who's importance is never explained) into a vampire.  The couple get into the mansion under the guise of being misuses and any attempt at a storyline goes to hell from that point on as they pretty much have sex with everyone there with nothing else of interest happening.  In fact the only vampiric thing to happen in the movie is in the films opening credits and just after it's first sex scene when Ms. Dracula played by Alexis Texas fangs out.  This is the ONLY time that happens.

The only vampire moment of the film

Seemingly every year Showtime around October gives us one of these softcore porn vamp films for Halloween.  While I wasn't a huge fan of last years film it was way more vampire related than this one.