Sunday, August 12, 2018

Vampiress Review: "Vampire Couch Trip"

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6672984/

The Gist: A group of vampires take turns telling a therapist about their day (or something).

Clarification: So basically we see a therapist individually talking to a group of four vampires about an incident they had with a cop and a group of school kids.  Simple as that.  Don't expect too much with this one.

Female Vampire Factor:  There are two.  An attractive latina (Maral Milani)

and a slutty blonde whose screen time is spent groping her boyfriend (Kelsy Redmond).

The blonde also happens to be the only one in the film to be seen biting anyone.

Biggest Complaint: No fangs would be a problem but the above scene is the only time anything vampiric really happens anyway.  Well with the exception of the end where they all seem to attack the therapist which doesn't make any sense considering the film clearly has these vampires talking to the therapist in 3 separate sessions so it wouldn't be possible for all four to attack him individually.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 1 out of 5. This one is skippable.

Vampiress XXX Review: Vampires Third Transformation

https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/98931/17928224/Britney+Amber+-+Third+Vampire+Transformation+MP4+Optimum

The Gist: A vampiress unsuccessfully tries to hold her bloodlust and sexual urges at bay while her niece stays with her.

Clarification: Yes this is almost the exact same premise as the previous entry in the series but in this case if it isn't broken don't fix it. 

Selling Point: Britney Amber is hands down the best actress they use for these types of videos.  She knows how to play a vampire well.

Female Vampire Factor:  As mentioned the main vampire here is played by Britney Amber.
Again the premise is the same as the previous one as her niece comes to visit.  The scent of her niece who this time is played by Lily Rader masturbating in the next room make her lose control resulting in her fanging out and attacking her both sexually and for blood simultaneously.
Britney then heads for a bar to find a victim for Lily to feed on when she wakes up.  After a blow job and a bite on the neck she takes him home.
Lily finally wakes up from her sleep and is drawn to the smell of the man.  They begin having sex and mid way through she turns. 
Finally Lily and Britney both have their way with their male victim.
Obviously this one gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5.  This is probably Britney's best performance of the 3.  Lolo Punzels vampire performance in part 2 was slightly better than Lily's here but it's not bad or anything that would ruin the experience.  I can't recommend this enough.
https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/98931/17928224/Britney+Amber+-+Third+Vampire+Transformation+MP4+Optimum
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