Sunday, August 12, 2018

Vampiress Review: "Vampire Couch Trip"

The Gist: A group of vampires take turns telling a therapist about their day (or something).

Clarification: So basically we see a therapist individually talking to a group of four vampires about an incident they had with a cop and a group of school kids.  Simple as that.  Don't expect too much with this one.

Female Vampire Factor:  There are two.  An attractive latina (Maral Milani)

and a slutty blonde whose screen time is spent groping her boyfriend (Kelsy Redmond).

The blonde also happens to be the only one in the film to be seen biting anyone.

Biggest Complaint: No fangs would be a problem but the above scene is the only time anything vampiric really happens anyway.  Well with the exception of the end where they all seem to attack the therapist which doesn't make any sense considering the film clearly has these vampires talking to the therapist in 3 separate sessions so it wouldn't be possible for all four to attack him individually.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 1 out of 5. This one is skippable.

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