Saturday, February 6, 2016

Vampiress XXX Review: "Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4741618/

The Gist: A nosy housewife fears for her life when she discovers her neighbors are vampires.

Clarification:  After killing one too many village girls in their homeland of Transylvania Vlad Dracula and is wife Mortishia have to relocate to their summer home in Beverly Hills.  Unfortunately for them a vampire slayer has followed them and continues to hunt them with the help of their nosy neighbor across the street.

Now that we've gotten the plot summary out the way let's get down to the real deal.  This is a middle of the pack softcore porn.  Not exactly terrible but far from great.  The bulk of the film is sex scenes but it does have a plot which at times is way more interesting than the simulated sex scenes (which to be honest aren't very good).

Selling Point: Once you're bitten in this film you immediately turn.  Great rule for a film with only 2 male main characters.

Female Vampire Factor:  Despite the great rule used in the selling point the Dracula family live off of synthetic blood (or at least try to) so biting happens pretty scarce.  The film starts with a village girl (Cassandra Cruz) who gets bitten getting destroyed by a vampire slayer so you do get some brief female fangs right off the bat.
After that there is only two more instances of female fangs.  I do have to commend the casting of Adriana Chechik as Mortishia.
  She absolutely looks the part of a vampiress and it's an absolute shame you don't get to see more of her.
The final vamp comes in the form of the character Stacy (Jazy Berlin) who is a main character in the film as both the friend of the nosy housewife Jane and the co-worker of Janes husband Bob.  She also has a thing for Bob but for most of the film he blows her off.  The last scene of the film is her going to Jane and Bobs house and flashing her fangs at them (she was bitten during a lesbian threesome between her Mortishia and Jane which is easily the best sex scene in the film).
While it is a pretty average softcore porn it is pretty much the best vampire softcore porn I've seen since 2010's Twilight Vamps.  I say that not because it's good but because the movies that have come out since then were all pretty much all sex and maybe one vampire related scene where as this at least attempts to be a vampire film.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.   

1 comment:

  1. Great premise, too bad it fell down in the execution. This happens way too often with female vampire movies.

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