Sunday, February 28, 2016

Vampiress Review: A Nocturne: Night of the Vampire

The Gist: Vampires attack people

Clarification:  None needed.  This is just an hour of vampires attacking people.  No real plot to be found really.  Basically it's like a fang fetish vampire porn but without the porn and very little fangs. If you go on Troma's site it talks about there being some sort of love story involved but the dialogue is so awkward that the film pretty much needs translating even though the whole thing is in English.  It doesn't help that on top of that in some scenes the music is MUCH louder than the dialogue so you can't really hear it.

Selling Point:  If you're a Troma film completionist (which also makes you a glutton for punishment) then you need this to complete your collection.

Female Vampire Factor:  There's two in the film at least that do anything vampiric in the classic form.  There's the hot Asian one (Vee) played by Haiha Le
Then there's one half of the main couple "X" Vanessa de Largie
Further along in the film there is a women who is possible a vampire but not quite sure named "Rola" (Jennifer Levy).
I've seen some positive reviews for this film but a lot of those positive reviews are based on some deep down subconscious "This film is a representation of this and that and is symbolism for yadda yadda" type stuff with the reviewer generally comparing it to a better yet just as hard to follow independent film (A popular comparison being "The Addiction").  I am not one of those people.  The film is just weird.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5

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