Sunday, January 15, 2012

Vampiress XXX Review: "My Girlfriend's a Vampire"



Vampire cast

The Gist: A dorky guy meets the girl of his dreams at a bar on Halloween but she ends up being a vampire on the hunt.

Clarification: This is a XXX comedy which seems to be a genre that is taking over in the San Fernando Valley.  This is also one of the first of about a million movies where Evan Stone is all over it that will be reviewed on this site.  Here he plays the dorky guy.  Yep, buff, long haired Evan Stone is supposed to be a nerd (I know).   After being turned down by a lesbian at the bar he attends he ends up getting picked up by Demonica (Rose) who intends to eat him but eventually falls for his bashfulness.

Selling Point: Ava Roses wardrobe and the final sex scene (she's a squirter)

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 1 out of 5.  There is fangs in all of Ava Rose's sex scenes but there is only 2 of those in the movie as the whole thing revolves around Evan Stones character with the vampires just being a sub plot. Below is the closest thing to a bite scene in the movie.


The publicity stills tell a different story but the worst part about it is, these pics are the ONLY time you see fangs on Britney Stevens.  It's implied that she's a vampire in the movie and she does bite Stones best friend but it isn't shown.

Publicity Stills

Ava Rose





 Britney Stevens




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