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Thursday, October 29, 2015

Vampiress XXX Review: "Hot Chicks Big Fangs 2"

http://www.digitalplayground.com/home2/?nats=MTAwMDIxMTkxLjIwLjM3LjY5MS4wLjAuMC4wLjA

The Gist: A brood of female vampires use the internet to throw a sex party but they want slightly more from their guests than just sex.

Clarification: So basically the same general premise as the first movie though the only carry over from that film is Nikki Benz who is now the leader of the house. The girls of this film are the "new recruits" of the vampire house though that's obviously just used as a way to explain the huge turnover and expansion of the cast which has doubled from the first movie. 

Selling Point: Way more effort put into making this a story based movie (and in the movie in general) than in the first edition.

Female Vampire Factor:  So There is a total of 6 scenes featuring 10 women all ending with a vampire bite.

Scene 1: Jessica Jaymes seduces a religious solicitor.
http://galleries.jessicajaymesxxx.com/clips/QueenVampire/Jessica-Jaymes-Mariah-Milano-Clip.php?nats=MzIyLjIuMS4xLjAuMTU5Ni4wLjAuMA

Scene 2: Dillion Harper and Mia Malkova feed on a shy party goer
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Scene 3: Chanel Preston bites and turns a bashful nerd
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Scene 4: Janice Griffith seduces a guy in the shower
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Scene 5: Nina Elle feeds on a guy in the kitchen
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Scene 6: Orgy featuring Anna Bell Peaks, Jillian Janson, Riley Reid and Nikki Benz on two guys
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Basically Digital Playground took everything good about the last film and supercharged it for this one while eliminating every one of the very few complaints I had of the first one.  I give this a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5. Well worth a view.

Check out the Full Movie at Digital Playground
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Sunday, May 25, 2014

Vampiress XXX review: "Vampiress"


The Gist: A group of friends spend time at a house supposedly haunted by a vampire as a birthday adventure just to find out the stories are more true than they thought.

Clarification:  So if you've seen 90% of vampire softcore porn this is basically just the hardcore version of that (down to the same Los Angeles "castle" that's featured in most of these films).  As a matter of fact this film actually shares almost the same exact plot of 2004's "Emmanuelle vs Dracula" with only a few tweaks (instead of a bachelorette party it's a birthday party and the decoy head vamp is a female in this film).  Basically girls show up with guys to scary house and then systematically get bit and turned one by one by an evil vampire.

Selling Point:  If you're into threesomes, this movie is full of them including one lesbian 3 way.

Female Vampire Factor: As I mentioned in the clarification almost all the females in the film get turned.  Unfortunately despite this there isn't much vampiric stuff going on in the film.  In fact it's REALLY easy to miss so this is as much of a "heads up" as much as it is a review.  If you watch the movie it's there, you just have to be really patient.  Anyway here is your vampire cast.

Audrey Bitoni

Gianna Lynn & Amber Rayne

Ava Rose

Due the the extremely slow pace of the films plot progression it works a lot more as a straight porn than a vampire film.  For that I give this a Vampire Beauty rating of 3 out of 5.

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Thursday, May 22, 2014

Vampiress Review: Hot Chicks Big Fangs


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The Gist: After their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere a group of guys are invited to a party full of sexy women to use the phone and call a tow truck.  Little do they know the women are blood thirsty vampires who have other intentions for them.

Clarification:  Not much to clarify.  Basically it's a straight forward adult film that has just enough storyline to not be considered straight sex.  Basically each guy in the group gets a female who takes them to a different room in the house, has sex with them, fangs out and sucks them dry.  In other words a hardcore porn version of Beverly Hills Vamp without the comedy.

Selling Point: Every scene ends with fangs

Female Vampire Factor:  All the females in the film are vampires so you won't be disappointed there.  Each has their own distinct personality trait but all are bloodthirsty killers. The girls in fang appearance order are...

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http://join.newsensations.com/gallery/MTIwODExLjMuMi4zLjAuMjIxNzEuMC4wLjA
 The vamp who leads the unsuspecting men to the party.  Also a pothead and a squirter.

http://www.aziani.com/galleries/free-photos1-destinydixon5/index.php?nats=MTA1MDYuMy42OC42OC4wLjYwMDE0OTAuMC4wLjA
 Seems to be the leader of the brood based on her referring to the rest of the vampires as "her children".
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The "no nonsense" member of the brood.  She has no issues telling her victim up front what her intentions are.

http://www.solomodelpics.com/jimmycanon/monique-alexander/black-shawl/t4/index.php?id=120811;p=2.

While it's not the best storyline based vampire porn you'll find as it barely qualifies as that it certainly isn't the worst and the women are definitely attractive.  For that I give this film a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5.
Full Movie
http://www.digitalplayground.com/home2/?nats=MTAwMDIxMTkxLjIwLjM3LjY5MS4wLjAuMC4wLjA







Teaser Trailer for True Blood final season

We're a little over a month away from the final season of the hit HBO series "True Blood" based on the Sookie Stackhouse novels so as per norm HBO has begun promoting the series which starts it's final episodes on June 22nd via it's website and YouTube (below).
The series final season will have the vampires and humans in a battle for survival against a group of feral zombie vampires infected via compromised synthetic blood.  

If you're new to the series check out my female vampire preview HERE.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Vampiress Review: "Vamp U"


The Gist: A vampire living as a college professor gets buyers remorse when he turns a female coed into one of the undead once he realizes the evil he unleashed.

Clarification:  So the preview (below) makes you believe that the film is about the girls but it in fact is more about the vampire professor who's name just so happens to be Wayne Gretsky. As the story goes he was completely hung up on his one true love but accidentally killed her in a fit of blood lust (or so he thought which we'll get into later).  After that moment he could never get his fangs to work up until he set his sites for the first time on Chris who happens to be a dead ringer for his true love Mary.  What complicates things much more than the fact that vampire Chris is SUPER evil is the fact that she is also the daughter of Wayne's true love who didn't die after all and has been "living" as a vampire the entire time he thought she was dead.

Trailer
 

Selling Point:  Once the sorority girls become vampires they become VERY slutty

 Female Vampire Factor:  Taking into account what I've already mentioned regarding the film the whole "Slutty Vampire Sorority" girls portion takes awhile to get started but once it does, it's a pretty good payoff for fans of girls with fangs.  For those who have seen the vampire episode of "Smallville" you've pretty much seen this film.  The sole reason I can recommend this film is that indeed the female lead is evil...

Julie Gonzalo (Chris Keller/Mary Lipinsky)
Chris starts off as an innocent young college freshman.  That all changes when she has an affair with her history professor who sprouts a pair of fangs and bites her in hopes of spending an undead eternity with her feeding off of animal blood (he doesn't feed off of humans).  Instead she pretty much does what every female vampire on any episode of "True Blood" does as soon as she gets turned and goes on a long, bloody killing spree.  Is it just blood lust that will eventually wear off like every female turn on "The Vampire Diaries?" The answer is NO.  She becomes mad with power takes over her sorority turning those willing into vampires and killing the rest and apparently teaches them to use their hotness to bring in victims with the ultimate goal of becoming the leader of a large group of vampires.  How evil do you have to be when the vamp that turns you, your vampire mother (Also played by Gonzalo) and your high school sweetheart all come together in hopes of killing you?

 So in the end what you basically have is an American answer to the British film "Lesbian Vampire Killers" minus the nudity but with not as weird looking female vampires but just as obnoxious protagonists.  My only complaint regarding this film is that it is promoted like it would fall into a similar category as films in the National Lampoon and American Pie franchises (smut filled comedy) but falls short of achieving either at that level.  For that it gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5.


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