Thursday, September 10, 2015

Vampiress Review: "G-String Vampire"

The Gist: A Seer who was working undercover at a strip club hides out with a civilian after the club she was at is taken over by Countess Dracula.

Clarification:  Basically the storyline of the film is just time filler in between sex scenes and consists of the "Seer" (Barbi Leigh) telling people what happened at the club.  Not that it really matters considering how terrible it's acted and how non nonsensical the actual script is.   The best way I can describe it is awkward yelling and ill timed frustration and calm.  It's nowhere near as bad as Caress of the Vampire 3 but it's headed toward that direction.

Selling Point: All female cast and the strip/sex scenes are pretty hot.

Female Vampire Factor: The strippers at the club are all seduced and then picked off one by one on the stages of the club by Countess Dracula (Chante Bey).
Her fangs as you can see are quite cheap and rubber looking.  The vampire portions of the film with the Countess have no dialogue and as mentioned above are set up via the Seer explaining to someone how the girls at the club got turned and each sex scene ends with a close up bite.
(Spoiler Alert) The only other female vampire in the film comes in the form of the "surprise" ending.  In it the Seer's  superior officer Lt Jenkins (Katrina Raey) comes to "debrief" her about the incident but instead they end up in a shower sex scene where it's then revealed that she is a vampire as well.
As it tends to happen with Seduction Cinema films from this time period it would be a much better storyline free scene based softcore porn than it is a vampire film but it tries.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5

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