Thursday, October 8, 2015

Vampiress XXX Review: "Suce Moi Vampire"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1966576/

The Gist: A man snooping around an old castle accidentally releases a brood of female vampires.

Clarification:  This film actually needs one badly so I went ahead and did the leg work.  This is a Jean Rollins film but done so under the alias "Michel Gentil".  As the story goes the film "Lips of Blood" (which I gave a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5 BTW) flopped in the french box offices which left Rollins in debt.  In order to make up for it this film was made using scenes from Lips combined with some hardcore sex scenes shot independently starring some of the actors from that movie.  That means what you're getting is basically "Lips of Blood: The Hardcore porn".  The story itself has only been altered slightly as the "guy looking for a woman from his childhood storyline" has been dropped in favor of just "guy gets haunted by vampires after letting them free".   Sadly there is no clear version of this film as Rollins is not particularly proud of it and for decades even refused to admit he made it.

Selling Point: Same as Lips (a bunch of half naked female vampires)but this time the vampires do a lot more than just pose half naked (not that that was a bad thing)
Also the edition of lots of sex

Female Vampire Factor: All the good biting scenes from Lips are still there in tact including the twins scene dressed as nurses.
 There are two additional scenes specifically shot for the film.  One includes the blonde vampire (the non twin who is naked throughout Lips IE top left in the "selling point" photo) showing up in the films protagonists bedroom, having sex with him and then biting him.
and then the films finale in which the protagonist/narrator is explaining what happened to the vampires all while getting a blow job from one.  This is where the film gets it's title "Suce-Moi Vampire" or in English "Suck Me Vampire".
So basically the twist is the film is being narrated by a guy who is being given a blow job the entire time he's talking from a vampire.  Despite the fact that this is a frankenstein made movie basically just put together in an editing room the movie that it's being made from is full of sexy female vampires and this film pretty much puts the spotlight on them so I give this film a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5.


1 comment:

  1. Love the vampire blow-job scene at the end. If only there were more of these filmed in general - with biting!

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