The Gist: A under appreciated nurse is attacked by a vampire while working and seeks revenge on those who ignored her once she turns.
Clarification: This is a single porn clip presented by Brazzers made up to look like a trailer of a 1960's/70's style grindhouse horror flick. You see the general premise before getting to the point where she meets up with the doctor that she has sex with and bites.
Female Vampire Factor: Nurse Dawn is played by French adult actress Anna Polina.
Not much else to say about it. She does bite a few people in the film but she doesn't actually have fangs (unlike the male vampire who bit her). Her vampirism is represented by red contacts, colorful yet dark makeup and lingerie.
Despite that flaw she definitely looks the part. It's a shame this wasn't a full movie as it would probably be better that way. In it's current format it's just OK. I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5.
The Gist: After his wife is killed by a vampire and the human cultists that worship her a young vampire hunter seeks out his mentor to help aid him in tracking the vampire down to kill her.
Clarification: So this is a direct sequel to the 2011 film that I very much enjoyed. It is no more than just The Walking Dead but with vampires but if the formula works go with it and the way they do it does actually make for an intriguing story. More so than the SyFy series "Van Helsing" which has a similar premise.
With that being said, much like The Walking Dead, vampires are all background characters and are treated exactly like zombies so you aren't going to get any eye candy out of this. I'll get that out the way now that Vampire Beauty Rating for this is 1 out of 5.
Selling Point: These two movies together would make decent seasons of a TV show and do have pretty good entertainment factor.
Female Vampire Factor: Only two worth mentioning. The first is the main antagonist vampire who is a blonde with one eye. She is responsible for killing the main protagonists family, ironically with an arrow that he shot meant for her.
The other (SPOILER ALERT) is the only female main character of the film. A feral human named "lady" played by Laura Abramson.
They find her and take her in and thanks to the fact that she was not raised by humans is very much like a puppy with her behavior. When she ends up getting bit, the man who took care of her "Mister" hesitates to end her. His hesitation pays off as even though she is a vampire she does not go after him instead attacking the members of the vampire worshiping cult hunting him and dying in the process.
So if you liked the original you will like this one. If you haven't seen either I do recommend them but be prepared as there is absolutely no sexy vampirism in this film as opposed to the first which has one slightly enjoyable female vamp.
The Gist: Three agents on a mission to retrieve a mysterious briefcase have a run in with a vampire. In order to even the odds they get turned as well.
Clarification: So this is a very low budget film (we're talking camcorder footage) that takes a bit of time to get going. If you can ignore poorly done motion sickness educing fighting scenes and the extreme annoyance of the chief being a close up of someones lips it's actually not terrible. The bulk of it is pretty much them talking about their powers.
Logically speaking it's pretty dumb. The whole "being vampires sounds like a great idea" concept is pretty off the wall and half way through the film they do a "hey don't vampire need to drink blood" moment where they all get hungry. Don't expect much out of that (or anything here) though as several Deus ex machina moments easily fix every issue they have. This includes basically getting vampire takeout so don't expect any blood lust here or negative vampire side effects at any point during the movie.
Female Vampire Factor: Every female in the film is a vampire at some point so that is an easy one. The main females in the film are Vandra (Danielle Maynard) who is the first turned
Then the second female of the group is Ivana (Cynthia Renae)
Later in the film the main villain is revealed to have women as his vampire body guards which leads to some more of those "way too much camera movement" fighting scenes.
If you expect some type of pay off to the film you can forget that. Basically this takes the format of more of a movie style pilot of a TV show. By the films end the "good guys" come together and create a group of crime fighting vampires that they name "The inner circle" (get it) while the bad guy gets away. As mentioned, not terrible outside of the cinematography and overly convenient plot forwarding. I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.
