Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Vampiress XXX Review: "Buffy the Vampire Layer"


The Gist:  A slutty blonde is tricked into taking a trip to Transylvania in order to be trained to kill vampires.

Clarification:  This is cheesy 80's porn at its finest.  Funny thing about it though is it was produced in 1997.  Basically ultra long sex scenes with a cheesy innuendo filled storyline in between. 

Selling Point: The required 1 lesbian scene per film that was a staple of 80's porn.  In this it was between Buffy (Kristi Myst) and another random blonde (Sahara Sands)

Female Vampire Factor: Dracowitz the vampire lawyer (I said it was cheesy) has 2 Brides that he has sex with in a scene played by Randi Rage (dark hair) and Randi Storm (Blonde).

In another scene vampire slayer Juarez has sex with a slutty vampire played by Zasu Knight.
 As I said the cheese factor in this film is through the roof.  No fangs but lots of growling but you're basically in it just to see naked people as this film has absolutely NO substance whatsoever.  It comes of like the movies you see that are parodying porn.  So while it does it's job as a porn it's not a must see for fans of female vampires so I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.

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