Showing posts with label 90's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 90's. Show all posts

Monday, July 9, 2018

Vampiress Review: "Blood in the Night"

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106433/

The Gist:  A peaceful vampire who moved to America was followed by her evil cousin who is attacking people all over town. Meanwhile she seems to be falling for the investigator on the case of various vampire victims while trying to keep her own secret.

Clarification: Good story followed by ridiculously cheesy acting.  It's pretty much an early 90's B-movie without the nudity

Selling Point: Enough fan service to make it interesting, not great but slightly more watchable. 

Female Vampire Factor: The main vampire in the film Veronique is played by Reggie Athnos.
(SPOILER ALERT)
In a twist ending of sorts she does end up thanking her savior cop boyfriend by biting him. I guess blood lust wins out in the end.  Though she did pretty much warn of her lack of control during the cops previous attempt by pushing him away.  I guess he should have listened
This is a short film from the early 90's which in my opinion always did the vampire genre well by not forgetting that they were horror monsters.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.  Can't get past the terrible acting which makes it a rough one but if you're the type that can look past that for a pair of sexy fangs you are rewarded here.
Blood in the Night from Lincoln Kupchak on Vimeo.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Vampiress XXX Review: "Buffy the Vampire Layer"


The Gist:  A slutty blonde is tricked into taking a trip to Transylvania in order to be trained to kill vampires.

Clarification:  This is cheesy 80's porn at its finest.  Funny thing about it though is it was produced in 1997.  Basically ultra long sex scenes with a cheesy innuendo filled storyline in between. 

Selling Point: The required 1 lesbian scene per film that was a staple of 80's porn.  In this it was between Buffy (Kristi Myst) and another random blonde (Sahara Sands)

Female Vampire Factor: Dracowitz the vampire lawyer (I said it was cheesy) has 2 Brides that he has sex with in a scene played by Randi Rage (dark hair) and Randi Storm (Blonde).

In another scene vampire slayer Juarez has sex with a slutty vampire played by Zasu Knight.
 As I said the cheese factor in this film is through the roof.  No fangs but lots of growling but you're basically in it just to see naked people as this film has absolutely NO substance whatsoever.  It comes of like the movies you see that are parodying porn.  So while it does it's job as a porn it's not a must see for fans of female vampires so I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.

Full Film