Vampire Beauties

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Vampiress Review: Jess Franco's Female Vampire

The Gist: A mute Countess goes around town killing people by stealing their life force

Clarification: Despite the DVD cover the countess (played by Lina Romay) does not have fangs and she does not kill by biting in the neck like your run of the mill vampire (unless you get the toned down version of the movie in which she still doesn't have fangs but does bite). In the "true" form of the movie she steals her victims life force during oral sex. Basically her victims have an orgasm and expire so she is best described as a nympho succubus more than a vampire.

Selling point: Besides the hot death scenes? I guess it would be when she is on the hunt she is wearing nothing more than a belt, some over the knee boots and a cape the entire movie.

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a vampire beauty rating of 5 out of 5. If you're going to only have one vampire in it, make sure she's hot, naked during it and has the ability to be sexy without saying a word in the whole thing. Even with the obvious blooper that should have been edited out in the opening credits.

Vampiress After Dark Review: Les Vampyres 2: The Resurrection

Vampire Cast

Wendi Knight

The Gist: After the events of the 1st film. Veronika's first lover uses her new lovers former beau (who is now a vampire) to get revenge on her.

Clarification: This movie literally takes place moments after the end of the 1st film (IE if you didn't see the first film the plot would be hard to follow) as your 1st dialogue is a discussion of the painful ending of the last film. That's pretty much it as far as plot goes as the rest of the film is pretty much random vampire sex. Unlike the first film which was more substance, this was more sex.

Selling Point: Having a legit eastern European female (Denise) playing a vampire (if only she had the cloak).

Female Vampire Factor: This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 4 out of 5. Like the first film it is 100% about the chicks with fangs. The only real downside is that they use a lot of footage from the first movie as filler in this movie but there is enough new stuff to make it worth watching.

Publicity Stills

Screen Captures

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Vampiress Review: Razor Blade Smile

The Gist: A female vampire assassin is sent to find and kill members of a secret organization just to find out she is a pawn in a much bigger plan.

Clarification: Eileen Daly plays Lilith Silver. A vampire who works as an assassin to keep herself busy during her unlimited lifespan. The movie switches back and forth from her mission to a first person perspective of her personal life as a vampire which includes hanging out in Goth clubs where she is perceived as a cynic as she is constantly nagging her goth friends who pretend to be vampires that their view of the species is unrealistic.

The one without the fangs is the real vampire!

Selling Point: The Lesbian Sex Scene between Daly and Heidi James who plays one of her goth "vampire wannabe" friends. Unfortunately for James character the day she was going to get some from her sexy friend just happens to be when she starts her cycle. Thus we get the answer to the question "Is the neck the only place a vampire will take blood from" (honestly the scene goes from Hot to gross pretty quickly).


If you've got to go, go with a smile


Lilith Silvers curvy fangs

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 4 out of 5. Many who have reviewed this movie had a problem with the size of the fangs on Daly but I personally did not and felt they were proportioned pretty well to her actual teeth (yes, Daly has big teeth, I said it). Outside of that it's a pretty good fang fetish movie as she's flashing them at almost every chance.