Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Vampiress Review: Jess Franco's Female Vampire

The Gist:  A mute Countess goes around town killing people by stealing their life force

Clarification:  Despite the DVD cover the countess (played by Lina Romay) does not have fangs and she does not kill by biting in the neck like your run of the mill vampire (unless you get the toned down version of the movie in which she still doesn't have fangs but does bite).  In the "true" form of the movie she steals her victims life force during oral sex.  Basically her victims have an orgasm and expire so she is best described as a nympho succubus more than a vampire.

Selling point:  Besides the hot death scenes? I guess it would be when she is on the hunt she is wearing nothing more than a belt, some over the knee boots and a cape the entire movie.

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a vampire beauty rating of 5 out of 5.  If you're going to only have one vampire in it, make sure she's hot, naked during it and has the ability to be sexy without saying a word in the whole thing.  Even with the obvious blooper that should have been edited out in the opening credits.

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