Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Vampiress XXX Review: Buffy the Vampire Slayer: A XXX Parody


The Gist:  An evil lesbian vampire named January and her minions are ravaging the city of Sunnydale and it's up to Buffy and the gang to stop her.

Clarification:  Based on the 1990's television series starring Sarah Michelle Gellar.  Lexi Belle is Buffy Summers.  Buffy is a recent high school graduate who also happens to be the chosen one destined to slay the vampires who regularly target Sunnydale California.  One day Buffy confides in her best friend Willow (Jessie Andrews) that she is suffering from insomnia since her vampire boyfriend Angel left town.  This gives Willow the idea to cast a spell which would give Buffy and Angel one more night together.  Since she improvises some of the ingredients the spell instead gives Buffy and the rest of the gang very realistic sexual dreams about those they subconsciously desire.

Selling Point: This is it, you will never find a more accurate parody of "Buffy" than this one.  This is the ONLY adult Buffy parody that is truly based on the series.

Female Vampire Factor:  This Film Gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.  I've got to admit that the whole "demon vampire" look was something I had to get used to when the series originally debuted in 1997 but it eventually happened.  Not so with this version as the vampire makeup is very cheap making them look more deformed than anything.  Luckily they don't have it on during the sex scenes.

Vampiress Cast

Ash Hollywood (January)
January is the leader of the Brood of lesbian vampires who are attacking people in Sunndale in this episode (the movie is treated as if it is an episode in a regular series).  She's very flirty and her main goal is to be the one to kill the slayer.  Unlike the rest of the vampires in her group she's very picky as far as her eating habits go.













Britney Amber (Harmony)
Just kind of thrown in at the end of the movie, Harmony really doesn't have anything to do with the story in this film but her sex scene at the end with "Spike" seems to set up a possible second movie (or was just used once again to make it feel as if you were watching an episode of the actual show).  Either way the airheaded behavior of Harmony made for some pretty decent laughs making you forget you were watching a porn up until she got naked.











Amber Rayne & April O'neal (January's minions)
For the record I absolutely HATE the makeup job (despite it being true to the TV series if not much cheaper looking) but the films director seemed to be going the direction of "would you hit that with a paper bag over her head" situation with a lot of the screen shots and blocking in this film.  With the exception of the scenes where they are actually having their lesbian three way with January they always have the vampire makeup on.  The thing is, when they're actually feeding all you see is their butts up in the air which the scene concentrates on.  I've got to admit.  A good Paper Bag goes a long way.

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