Sunday, August 23, 2020

Vampiress Review: "Megan Thee Stallion P.I. in Hottieween"

The Gist:  After being bitten by a vampire a private investigator becomes a vigilante clearing the streets of blood sucking men targeting women.

Female Vampire Factor: As the title states the web series stars rapper Megan Thee Stallion.
The actual bite and fang out scene happens in episode 2 where she meets up with a guy she thought was a witness to the murders going on around town who ends up being the vampire doing the killing.  She is woken up two days later by her friend who for whatever reason gives her garlic for breakfast along with the much more normal opening up the curtains.  This results in Megan running into her bathroom in pain where she notices she has fangs just prior to her reflection disappearing.

Final Opinion: I'm going to give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5.  It's three very short episodes that are straight to the point.  Episode 2 is where it's at as far as fangs go as episode 1 is just the setup and episode 3 is where she catches up to the vampire that turned her and kills him to go back to normal followed by a music video/blooper real.  Only thing keeping it from a five is that she never really struggles with the blood lust and all her bite scenes in episode 2 where she's attacking the male vampires are either off camera or not very good aesthetically (no fang out). Give me at least one real scene of her struggling to hold back (better than just talking about it which she does) and this had potential to be really good.

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