Monday, June 20, 2016

Vampiress Review: "Bloodspit"

The Gist:  A vampire from an alternate dimension finds himself in the human world dealing with  a vampire hunter as well as his power hungry sister.

Clarification:  It's Troma.  Basically you're getting a film so indy and low budget that you should expect a check for watching it.  The plot is nearly impossible to follow as you get awkward editing and random scenes that don't follow any type of real structure.  To call this film stupid is an insult to stupid.

Selling Point: It has anime level fan service.  Basically random shots of T&A.  The owners of that T&A aren't really worth watching the film though.

Female Vampire Factor: The main vampire of the film has two sisters.
His maid is also a vampire who likes to show her butt (along with her extremely hairy "woman parts") on camera a lot.
This is one of those films that would only be watchable if you're a 15 year old who can't get their hands on real porn to get a cheap thrill.  Other than that I would avoid at all costs.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.

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