Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Vampiress Review: "Vampire Hookers"


The gist: After one of their cohorts goes missing a group of sailors follow the last woman he was with in order to find him and end up at a graveyard brothel full of vampires.

Clarification: This film is best described as a pretty bad horror parody of a Jean Rollins film.  In fact many elements of the film remind me of "Lips of Blood" when it comes to the role of the female vampires in the film especially their looks.

Selling Point: Lenka Novak as "Suzy" (in green) is the only really entertaining thing about the film.

Female Vampire Factor:  So like most films using the vampire brothel/strip club theme you have three girls very similar to the brides of Dracula.
 As mentioned above as opposed to most "bride" films one of the girls actually has a personality that stands out and that's Suzy (in green).
Basically she's your stereotypical dumb blonde with a teenage girl style personality constantly complaining about wanting to be able to tan and being horny.  The other girls are somewhat annoyed by her during their interaction.
The actual vampire scenes are few and far between in the film mostly concentrating on either the sailors or the vampires interactions with each other though the few they have are pretty good.
I give the film a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5.  Had the film actually taken itself seriously like a Rollins film instead of going with a campy vibe it would have been gold.  Instead it's a bunch of not funny goofy scenes with vampire stuff spread throughout.

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