Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Vampiress XXX Review: "Sex Hex"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1054508/

The Gist: Women in an office are mysteriously dying during lesbian sex and a janitor that witnesses one of the incidents contacts a bumbling vampire hunter.

Clarification: This film is Seduction Cinema level bad (with the same stars).  Basically there's a story but the story is just an excuse for softcore lesbian sex.  In between those sex scenes is ridiculously corny scenes that depend on sophomoric humor complete with poop jokes, boob jokes and anything else that would make the male main character act like a 12 year old just going through puberty.

Selling Point:  If you're into softcore girl on girl there are plenty of decent scenes.

Female Vampire Factor: The only one in the film is "Diane" played by Sabrina Faire.
Diane is a secretary for the business the film revolves around. She has the ability to manipulate womens minds to make them aroused and she seems to feed off of them psychically as they orgasm.  This along with the fact that she has no fangs does make her more of a succubus but the movie refers to her as a "new kind of vampire" while self awaringly hinting that the film makers were just too cheap to get fangs for her (they actually say this in a scene).
If you're going to watch the film definitely do it for the sex and not the story which is downright difficult to muster through.  I give the film a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.

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