Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Vampiress XXX Review: "The Vampire Mistress"

http://sparks-entertainment.com/

The Gist:  A reporter is sent to cover a story about a vampire society and ends up becoming their newest victim/recruit.

Clarification: If the premise sounds familiar it's because it's basically just a lesbian porn version of the 2007 film Rise: Blood Hunter which starred Lucy Liu.  Dani Daniels plays the part that Lucy Liu had as the reporter turned vampire who has set her sites out on seeking revenge on those responsible for turning her.  Also like Liu in Rise, Daniels never actually shows fangs either. 

Selling Point: All porn scenes in the film are girl on girl.

Female Vampire Factor: So as mentioned this is a story based lesbian vampire porn. I should mention, a poorly acted cheap looking story based vampire porn very reminiscent of mid to late 90's Seduction Cinema films

The only ones in the film that show fangs are the members of the Vampire Society which consists of The mistress (Lily Labeau),
her second in command (Faith Lee Sentz)
 and two random vamps who only show up in group sex scenes.
With the exception of the one scene with Sentz "fighting" Daniels which the screen cap above is taken from none of the vamps actually flash their fangs so you have to really be looking for them to even notice they're there as even in the neck biting scenes if it weren't for the screaming and the blood on the vampires mouths afterword you really couldn't tell that anything is happening other than sex.

One thing that is a huge disappointment is Daniels herself never fanging out.  The film is open ended so there's a chance for a sequal but after Daniels turns mid movie she has zero sex scenes and does little more than talk when she's on screen.  Thankfully she does have fangs in some of the promotional material put out for the film.
This is a very middle of the road lesbian vampire porn since it is storyline based which doesn't happen that often as most lesbian vamp films are 100% T&A and only exist for the sex.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.  It would get higher but the least attractive vampire gets the most screen time and the most attractive doesn't do anything vampiric.  For a better experience check out the JAV film Lesbian Vampires

2 comments:

  1. Good to see you are updating more frequently. Hope to see more reviews soon.

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  2. Another great opportunity missed. Same with Lucy Liu who could have been a great vampiress if she had only fanged out too.

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