Thursday, August 8, 2013

Vampiress XXX Review: "I Am Virgin"


The Gist: A virus has seemingly resulted in there being no one left on earth but sex crazed vampire strippers and Robby, the loan virgin left on the planet.

Clarification:  This is an X-rated parody of the film I Am Legend.  The basic premise of every scene is Robby walking into some abandoned place snooping around, running into vampire strippers having sex either with other vampire strippers or to random guys who are also vampires then running for his life before they catch him as they all want to take his virginity.

Selling Point:  The sex scenes are pretty steamy with lots of vampire growling.
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Female Vampire Factor:  That's pretty much all you have in this film.
The girls range from "OK" to Super Hot but no big name porn actresses to speak of.  In fact the only name player in this film is a cameo by Ron Jeremy.  As far as vampire porn goes you can find much better but you can also do much worse so this film gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5. If you like you adult films heavy in plot and like your women to look realistic (different body types, tattoo's etc) this is definitely the film for you.

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