After Dark Review: My Girlfriends a Vampire

The Gist: A dorky guy meets the girl of his dreams at a bar on Halloween, but she ends up being a vampire on the hunt.



Clarification: This is an adult comedy which seems to be a genre that is taking over in the San Fernando Valley.  This is also one of the first of about a million movies where Evan Stone is all over it that will be reviewed on this site.  Here he plays the dorky guy.  Yep, buff, long haired Evan Stone is supposed to be a nerd (I know).   After being turned down by a lesbian at the bar he attends, he ends up getting picked up by Demonica (Rose) who intends to eat him but eventually falls for his bashfulness.

 

Selling Point: Ava Roses wardrobe and the final sex scene (she's a squirter).

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 1 out of 5.  There is fangs in all of Ava Rose's sex scenes but there is only 2 of those in the movie as the whole thing revolves around Evan Stones character with the vampires just being a sub plot. 

The publicity stills tell a different story but the worst part about it is these pics are the ONLY time you see fangs on Britney Stevens.  

It's implied that she's a vampire in the movie and she does bite Stones best friend, but it isn't shown.

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Vampiress Review: "A Feast of Flesh"

The Gist: A woman is taken in by a vampire in order to be turned into a vampire call girl and it's up to her ex-boyfriend and a group of vampire slayers to save her whether she wants to be or not. 

Female Vampire Factor: Every female but one in the film is a vampire. The bulk of the fang outs you can see come in the form of the main character Theresa being turned.

 And the scene in which the main characters friends enter the brothel and get laid before being fed on. 

Other than that, you can see them very quickly throughout the film during the movies multiple fight scenes. 

Final Opinion: This film is very hard to follow and not exactly worth trying too anyway.  The problem being it's one of those films that tries so hard to have a plot that it feels super forced and barely makes sense.  What makes matters worse is plot wise it's nearly a really poor adaptation of the story from Vampz: Sista Vampires whose plot was also pretty rough, also being about an abused woman who gets taken in by a group of vampires who do sexy stuff to bring in victims, but the execution was much better in that movie.  By the end of the film all the fighting the vampire hunters did was made irrelevant almost as if they just didn't feel like or got writers block from coming up with a good ending and just decided to wish away the whole plot.  Not that the fate of the hunters really matters as they might as well be the villains of the film as there is nothing really likeable about them as they literally kidnap and force a couple of innocents including the main girls ex-boyfriend into unsafe situations at gunpoint. By comparison the vampires seem to have more emotions and empathy for others hence them voluntarily taking in Theresa.   I give the film a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.  As mentioned Sista Vampires is the better option is you're looking for a film with a plot like this. 

  

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