Sunday, January 13, 2019

Vampiress Review: "Romance of the Vampires"

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111761/

The Gist: A vampire falls for a blind call girl but his wife as well as her best friend/bodyguard disapprove of the relationship.

Clarification: The film goes to every extreme to the point your can't really type it as one thing.  It has horror elements, romance and comedy.  The comedy revolves around a call girl named Rainbow.  The company she works out is straight up slap stick complete with women faking orgasms during phone sex calls and others giving men quickies in elevators. 
Rainbow is blind and her body guard is in love with her but he's been friend zoned and is trying his best to claw his way out.  Unfortunately this becomes impossible once she meets a vampire who she falls for.  Whille his feelings for her are geunuine controlling his blood lust around her eventually becomes an issue.


Selling Point:  You do get some softcore level sex scenes but I wouldn't exactly count this as an adult film.


Female Vampire Factor:  There is only one in the film and that is the main vampires wife Moon.
The movie starts with Moon getting flirted with by one of the men helping her with arrangements for her "dead" husband (obviously he doesn't stay that way since he's a vampire).  They meet up at a bar and eventually she lours him for sex and a quick bite. 
Moon has a few feeding scenes throughout the film.  After her husband is resurrected though her part is mainly that of the jealous wife trying to take out the woman who has her husbands love.
We do learn in one of them that her breasts are sensitive so touching them will stop her from pursuing biting.  At least briefly.
Not a terrible film.  If you've seen the films Embrace the Darkness or Sex with a Vampire you've seen this story before with the only difference between the comedic elements.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.

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