Monday, July 9, 2018

Vampiress Review: "Midnight Workout"

The Gist: A guy having a late night workout is being stalked by a vampire.

Clarification: Nope, that's all it is.  Literally this is about 6 minutes of a guy working out before the vampiress is even shown and the entire run time of the film is about 9 minutes. 

Biggest Complaint: The payoff is non existent. 

Female Vampire Factor: Eventually you're shown the vampire to be an an attractive blonde (Kelley Anne)
She confronts the guy working out asking him if he needs a spot, fangs exposed (but barely visible).
That's the entire movie.  You see blood and then learn he was a vampire slayer who kills her, taking her fangs as a trophy, the end.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 1 out of 5.  Definitely skippable but if you have to check it out you can view it HERE.

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