Sunday, February 11, 2018

Vampiress Review: "Money Vampires & Weed"

The Gist: Three hot young girls are held hostage by a woman at gun point who demands she hide them at their home to hide from a vampire she stole money from.

Clarification:  With a title like that don't expect much from the film.  One of the girls is both a pot head and dumb blonde at the same time and the majority of her dialogue makes you question if she realized she's actually in the same movie with everyone else.  Once the kidnapper is out of the way and money becomes the driving force in the movie the dynamic between the girls does change building much more tension.

Selling Point:  This film can also be called "Entitled Millennial Girls are Stupid".  It does go into the "It's so bad it's good" category as far as entertainment value. 

Female Vampire Factor:  (SPOILERS BELOW).

Not a lot.  The girl who kidnaps them (Christina Johnson) does briefly turn but she lasts only a couple of seconds and nothing vampiric happens.
Then in the films ending after the girl who spends the entire film trying to get the other two killed in order to keep the money thinks she's won the other two do come back for her.
This reminds me of something that would have aired on Tales from the Crypt or Creepshow.  The girls fanging out is limited to one quick scene that you barely see so I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.  The film itself is entertaining though if you don't take it seriously.

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