The Gist: A loser down on his luck after getting rejected by the girl of his dreams ends up knee deep in the middle of a war between a clan of supernatural ninjas and a brood of vampires when the vampires target her.
Clarification: Unlike many vampire "vs" movies this one isn't false advertising and is an out and out action film. The film mixes quite a bit of comedy in with the action with much of it being references mocking the Twilight films. As far as the story goes it's basically a more comedic version of the film "Vampires: The Turning" with only slight changes.
Selling Point: The film doesn't have many real low points and has high rewatchability.
Female Vampire Factor: There are a few in the film but only two get any major screen time. The first being the vampire ally of the Ninjas Lily (Carla Okouchi).
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