Sunday, December 11, 2016

Vampiress XXX Review: "Ejacula"

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The Gist: A clock repairman is sent to a castle for a job and barely makes it out alive when he's confronted by the vampire owners.  He then recruits a vampire hunter as revenge.

Clarification:  So if you're looking for a deep story you might want to skip this one.  The backstory only really exists at the very beginning and as an occasional break from the vampire orgy's otherwise just different variations of either vampire guy or girl having sex with random person, or each other, or a hunchback played by Ron Jeremy.

Selling Point: If you're really into the Dracula look (cloaks) and fangs the vampires in this film are pretty much always sporting them.

Female Vampire FactorEjacula is played by Patricia Kennedy
Maybe it's just because it was the decade I hit puberty but something about women in the 90's drives me wild.  In spite of the fact that this movie looks pretty old as anything that was on VHS will look (don't get me wrong this was produced in 1992 so it IS old) and in spite of the ridiculous makeup they put her in she is smoking hot in this film.
 Actually maybe she isn't.  I'm easily distracted by long legs which she definitely is sporting here.
Either way this is basically just a film you're watching for the sex and not the story.  Her fangs are completely out when she's having sex which I know some of you are very particular about.
Also she does feed in the film so there is supposed to be some horror elements. (though they aren't very good).
also she isn't the only female vampire as there is one in a vampire orgy scene that is credited as "Vampira" played by Alessandra.
The film doesn't actually have an ending as there is a sequel that continues the story.  As porn goes it's average at best but it does try.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.




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