From Playboy to Bloodsucker: Playmates who have played vampires

If there's anything more elusive than the vampire supermodel it might just be the vampire playmate.  Here are some examples of the Playboy playmates who've bared the fangs (each picture leads to an example of their playboy spread).

Lee Anne Vamp

Cosplay model Lee Anna Vamp isn't a stranger to the fangs by any means (she has several gallerias up on this site alone) so her photo shoot for Playboy.com as Vampirella should have been no surprise.

Samantha Martinez

Pretty much an unknown at the time the latin model won her episode on the 3rd season of the Playboy channel series "Playboy's Sexy Girls Next Door".  Her prize?  A sexy Playboy photo shoot and video dressed as a vampire seducing an unsuspecting female.

Kasia Denise

A regular in the magazine all over the world the Polish beauty was featured as a blood sucking vampire in the October 2009 edition which featured an article on the rising popularity of vampires.

Corinna Harney

The 1992 Playboy Playmate of the year played one of the lead vamps in the 1996 Roger Corman film "Vampirella" based on the graphic novel.

The Collinson Twins

The first set of twins to ever pose nude on the pages of the storied magazine back in October of 1970 happened to also appear naked when they were featured as the main vampires in the third installment of Hammer Horrors Karnstein Trilogy "Twins of Evil".

Serria Tawan

The November 2002 Playboy Playmate of the Month played a hot lesbian vampire in the 2004 straight to DVD urban horror "Vampz: Sistaz in Blood"

Erika Elaniak

The Playboy Playmate of the month for July 1989 sprouted a set of fangs in the final scene of the 1996 theatrical flop "Tales From the Crypt presents: Bordello of Blood".

Elizabeth Gracen

The first former Miss America to ever pose nude in Playboy, Gracen appeared as a celebrity nude in the May 1992 edition of the Magazine.  She would later appear as the Vampire Queen in a season 4 episode of the supernatural television series "Charmed".

Kelly Monaco

The Playboy Playmate of the month in April 1997 made quite a career for herself with her clothes on in the world of soap opera's which she does to this day.  Prior to her current run on General Hospital she played the role of Olivia Locke on the shows half hour spinoff "Port Charles". A show which during it's final seasons saw the town of Port Charles infested with vampires.  One of which being Olivia. 

Lorissa McComas

The cover girl of the 1991 Playboy book of Lingerie played the vampire queen in the 1995 "B" film "Vamps: Deadly Dream Girls"

Amy Weber

Weber who was introduced in season 3 of the Howard Stern produced Baywatch Parody "Son of the Beach" became a vampire briefly in the eighth episode of her run.  The former WWE diva had her laptop stolen in 2012 which had held some unreleased nude pics of her shot by the magazine.  To keep anyone from benefiting from having those pics she released them herself publically shortly afterword.

Crista Flannagan

The sketch comedy actress who played "Eden" the vampire mother of Edward in the 2010 Twilight spoof "Vampires Suck" posed nude in the August 2010 issue of the magazine.

Jaclyn Swedberg

The 2012 Playboy Playmate of the year posed as a sexy vampire for an October 2014 PSA for heart disease.

Vampiress Review: Two Orphan Vampires

The Gist: Two blind girls who reside in an orphanage become blood thirsty vampires after dark.

Clarification:  If you're familiar with Rollins work then you know that his idea of what a vampire is tends to be different than what legend describes them as.   In this case you've got two vampire girls living in an orphanage which is run by nuns (there goes the whole "fear of the cross" gimmick) who can walk into the sun with the only ill effects being that they just can't see in it.  Also they can be killed like any other person could, they just somehow come back (which is never really explained but since the film is partly first person storytelling from the girls point of view the holes in logic are usually described by film experts as Rollins showcasing the girls lack of memory of the details of their previous lives.

Selling Point: In the DVD extra features the main actresses state they'd never do another nude scene again after this film so I guess that kind of makes it a collectors item.  Plus it's vampire school girls.

Female Vampire Factor:  As you might have guessed via the "clarification" this movie isn't your usual Jean Rollins "Show me boobs and fangs" fest that he pumped out in the 60's and 70's.  In fact this movie is often described as a "fairy tale" with the two orphan girls spending a good portion of it meeting different supernatural creatures and learning about them such as the bat lady (below)

Yes, she does look like a solid gold dancer but she is actually a much more advance version of a vampire who attacks like a hawk would instead of seduction like your run of the mill vampire (ala the brides from the film "Van Helsing" without the expensive CGI).

As far as the girls themselves, via their stories they seem to be quite old as far as years existing but their looks (as well as their maturity level) are that of a teenager and they treat the sun going down the same way a party girl waits for the weekend to go clubbing.  Often their careless acts get them in trouble as they really aren't intelligent vampires and often are seen playing with their victims instead of just attacking.  In one instance in the film this ends up costing them a meal and they end up having to feed on each other just to survive the day

Another sign of their immaturity is they tend to tell anyone who'll listen that they are vampires like Bruce Wayne talking to a blonde.  They have a slight ego so fanging out to prove a point isn't beneath them including having a heart to heart about it with two other girls at the orphanage prior to sucking them dry.

 
Basically this film is about the struggles of being a teenage vampire (every time they got adopted in the past they just ended up killing their foster parents).  There is probably some hidden moral about being an outcast and no matter how alone you are their is someone else that can relate but I will just leave the moral at "Hot teenage vampire girls are really irresponsible". This film gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5. 

Vampiress XXX Review "The Vampire Sex Diaries"

The Gist: A young couple show up to a desert town to do research on it's history not knowing the few people left in the town are vampires.

Clarification: As it's explained in the film, very few people ever come to this town so it seems as if anyone who does show up is automatically a candidate to becoming the newest vampire inductees.  It's also explained that thirst for blood (at least for these vamps) is only their secondary craving as vampire sex is apparently really really good.  Despite the title this film is not a parody of the Vampire Diaries (which I hope someone is working on because that would be great) but it does have a slight feel of an adult version of "Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat".

Selling Point: If you like Tabitha Stevens this is definitely your movie.  She's naked in almost every scene.

Female Vampire Factor: This Film gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.  While almost every female in the film (well, all the brunettes) are supposed to be vampires, Stevens is one of the few who shows fangs (which always come out during sex).  The movie isn't bad at all though very strange in some places.  As I said in the "Selling Point" if you're a fan of Tabitha Stevens or if you're seeing her for the first time on this blog and thinking to yourself  "I want to see her with fangs and naked A LOT" then this is the movie for you.

Vampiress Cast

Tabitha Stevens (Vanessa)

The head mistress of the town, she acts as the seductive welcoming committee to the young couple of the town and is very attracted to the male.  Most of the scenes in this film consist of her randomly stripping and masturbating after dialogue important to the plot of the film (going along with the idea explained that vampires are really nymphos).

Jenna Presley & Sophia Santi

 The other females of the brood appear randomly around town in different capacities as the couple look around.  Eventually they are the ones who target the female and use her as their sex plaything while attempting to turn her (which is much easier as she is easier to influence than the guy who has an idea of what's going on and is paranoid of everyone in the town).