Vampiress XXX Review: "Sex Vampire Terror Hospital"

The Gist:  After a vampire bites a nurse in a hospital, she turns and sets her sites on a male patient.

Female Vampire Factor: The idol of this JAV film is Anri Mizuna.

In the beginning she has weird dreams of herself as a vampires giving a man a blow job.

She is then confronted at work by one of the doctors who seduces her and after having sex with her reveals himself as a vampire and bites her.

Nurse Mizuna then shows up in a patients room where she extracts semen from the man via oral sex and collects it into a tube.

Later she summons the man telepathically to her where her dream from earlier in the movie becomes reality.

The film ends with a barely visible fang shot of Nurse Mizuna

as well as a cliff hanger where the doctor from earlier handing the vial of semen to a female vampire with a notice that "Queen of Sex Vampire" would be "comming" up soon.  A movie I reviewed HERE.

Final Opinion: Sadly this one is not up to par with most vampire Japanese adult videos as Mizuna only has a couple scenes post turn and the cover of the DVD is the best shot of her fangs.  I give this a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.  The sex scenes regardless of lack of fangs are very sexy so it is definitely still watchable.

Vampiress Review: "Children of the Night (1991)"

The Gist: A school teacher ends up in a backwoods town just to find it is over run by vampires and its up to him to save a teenage girl who the vamps want for her virgin blood.

Female Vampire Factor: The whole town is made of vampires so there's that but this is definitely not a film about glam vamps as all of them are pretty ugly and goulish looking.

There is one scene in which the above vampire Karen (the late Karen Black) seduces a priest she had an affair with.  He has her and her daughter locked in a room and she taunts him throughout the film.  During this one scene she transforms herself to look the way she used to look before she was turned.

Of course the priest falls for this, comes into the room and swiftly becomes her snack.

Final Opinion: Basically this is a less entertaining version of the film "A Return to Salem's Lot" which did the "creepy town overrun by vampires with an outsider finding out" story four years earlier. I wouldn't recommend either as far as must watch though.  I give this a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.

From Playboy to Bloodsucker: Playmates who have played vampires

If there's anything more elusive than the vampire supermodel it might just be the vampire playmate.  Here are some examples of the Playboy playmates who've bared the fangs (each picture leads to an example of their playboy spread).

Lee Anne Vamp

Cosplay model Lee Anna Vamp isn't a stranger to the fangs by any means (she has several gallerias up on this site alone) so her photo shoot for Playboy.com as Vampirella should have been no surprise.

Samantha Martinez

Pretty much an unknown at the time the latin model won her episode on the 3rd season of the Playboy channel series "Playboy's Sexy Girls Next Door".  Her prize?  A sexy Playboy photo shoot and video dressed as a vampire seducing an unsuspecting female.

Kasia Denise

A regular in the magazine all over the world the Polish beauty was featured as a blood sucking vampire in the October 2009 edition which featured an article on the rising popularity of vampires.

Corinna Harney

The 1992 Playboy Playmate of the year played one of the lead vamps in the 1996 Roger Corman film "Vampirella" based on the graphic novel.

The Collinson Twins

The first set of twins to ever pose nude on the pages of the storied magazine back in October of 1970 happened to also appear naked when they were featured as the main vampires in the third installment of Hammer Horrors Karnstein Trilogy "Twins of Evil".

Serria Tawan

The November 2002 Playboy Playmate of the Month played a hot lesbian vampire in the 2004 straight to DVD urban horror "Vampz: Sistaz in Blood"

Erika Elaniak

The Playboy Playmate of the month for July 1989 sprouted a set of fangs in the final scene of the 1996 theatrical flop "Tales From the Crypt presents: Bordello of Blood".

Elizabeth Gracen

The first former Miss America to ever pose nude in Playboy, Gracen appeared as a celebrity nude in the May 1992 edition of the Magazine.  She would later appear as the Vampire Queen in a season 4 episode of the supernatural television series "Charmed".

Kelly Monaco

The Playboy Playmate of the month in April 1997 made quite a career for herself with her clothes on in the world of soap opera's which she does to this day.  Prior to her current run on General Hospital she played the role of Olivia Locke on the shows half hour spinoff "Port Charles". A show which during it's final seasons saw the town of Port Charles infested with vampires.  One of which being Olivia. 

Lorissa McComas

The cover girl of the 1991 Playboy book of Lingerie played the vampire queen in the 1995 "B" film "Vamps: Deadly Dream Girls"

Amy Weber

Weber who was introduced in season 3 of the Howard Stern produced Baywatch Parody "Son of the Beach" became a vampire briefly in the eighth episode of her run.  The former WWE diva had her laptop stolen in 2012 which had held some unreleased nude pics of her shot by the magazine.  To keep anyone from benefiting from having those pics she released them herself publically shortly afterword.

Crista Flannagan

The sketch comedy actress who played "Eden" the vampire mother of Edward in the 2010 Twilight spoof "Vampires Suck" posed nude in the August 2010 issue of the magazine.

Jaclyn Swedberg

The 2012 Playboy Playmate of the year posed as a sexy vampire for an October 2014 PSA for heart disease.

Vampiress Review:"Shower of Blood"

The Gist: Two couples go on a trip to visit a relative of one of the girls just to find that he's become a vampire.

Clarification:  There is no clarifying this movie.   Literally it's four people arguing for no good reason for an hour and a half with a few topless scenes thrown in. Between boob shots there's a vampire that acts more like an over exaggerated molester than a blood sucker.

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 1 out of 5.  There are two in the film and neither get screen time past a few seconds despite the cover art of the DVD though 1 is a main character.

Vampiress Cast

Lia Montelongo (Lisa)

 If her name sounds familiar but you can't place why then you must be an old school gamer.  This fitness model was the motion capture artist who played "Sindel" in the video game Mortal Kombat 3.  In this movie she plays "Lisa".  Lisa is one of two females in really horrible relationships in this film which are good for some absolutely frustrating scenes (this movie is one long frustrating scene actually).  Anyway it's her Uncle Marty who is stricken with a case of vampirism and apparently it runs in the family.   Going through the entire movie and trying (unsuccessfully) to save the boyfriend who really wasn't worth saving in the first place her and her friend Heather make it to the car to leave.  Much like in the famous scene in John Carpenters Vampires this is the convenient time for her to vamp out and for this painful movie to end. 

Kristen Gibson (The 911 Operator)

Literally the best thing in the movie (that isn't a complement either). When Lisa and Heather decide to call 911 on their blood thirsty uncle this cleavagy 911 operator in what looks to be a sexy nurse costume is who answers.  Once the women explain whats going on they are reprimanded by the woman for misuse of 911 but then she sprouts fangs and changes her mind when a random vampire shows up behind her.  Storyline wise this scene wasn't needed at all (like much of the weird things that happen in this movie) but visually 70 minutes of just the cleavage would have have been more interesting.