Vampiress XXX Review: "Vampire Bloodlines: Thicker Than Water"

The Gist: A high school girl is seduced and turned by a vampire claiming to be her long lost aunt.

Clarification: Gina Valentina plays a delinquent school girl who comes to school dressed too slutty.  The film begins with her in detention attempting to seduce her teacher and getting punished for it.

 Later on a woman (Kenna Valentina) shows up at Gina's job after hours and sees her trying out the stripper pole.  The women convinces Gina to give her a lap dance then tells her that she is her long lost aunt, there to pass her vampire gift to her niece.

The newly turned Gina returns to her school and now uses her new powers to successfully seduce her teacher who has no choice but to give in to her commands.

As usual Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5 for the people at Primal Fetish.  They do an absolutely great job of keying in on the seductive aspect of vampirism.  Highly recommend this.   

Vampiress XXX Review: Cathula

The Gist: People randomly end up in a vampiresses castle and have sex before being bitten and sexed by her.

Clarification: Not much for this film as far as story goes and it's 90% sex.  A woman ends up in a vampiresses castle and opens her coffin just to be bitten and becoming her sex slave.  Meanwhile a group of travelers car breaks down and they end up in the castle as well.  They pick rooms just to also have sex.  Cathula and her new sex slave then go after the travelers. 

Selling Point: If you're into orgy's you'll be into the majority of this film.

Female Vampire Factor: The main vampire Cathula is played by Cathy Berry

Her first victim who becomes her right hand is played by Jane Whitehouse

By the films end they add one more by turning a couple of the stranded travelers included an attractive blonde

The film has an open ending as seen in a lot of these movies and there is a sequel (which has even less story than this).  I give the film a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.  It's a pretty raunchy porn with two quick scenes that remind you that vampires are involved.

Vampiress XXX Review: "Alexis Fawx's Vampire/Vampires Second Victim"

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Vampiress Review: "Bloodspit"

The Gist:  A vampire from an alternate dimension finds himself in the human world dealing with  a vampire hunter as well as his power hungry sister.

Clarification:  It's Troma.  Basically you're getting a film so indy and low budget that you should expect a check for watching it.  The plot is nearly impossible to follow as you get awkward editing and random scenes that don't follow any type of real structure.  To call this film stupid is an insult to stupid.

Selling Point: It has anime level fan service.  Basically random shots of T&A.  The owners of that T&A aren't really worth watching the film though.

Female Vampire Factor: The main vampire of the film has two sisters.

His maid is also a vampire who likes to show her butt (along with her extremely hairy "woman parts") on camera a lot.

This is one of those films that would only be watchable if you're a 15 year old who can't get their hands on real porn to get a cheap thrill.  Other than that I would avoid at all costs.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.

Sexy Female Vamps of "The Gates"

"The Gates" was a television series which aired in the summer of 2010 on the ABC Network in the United States.  The plot revolved around a former Chicago police chief who has relocated his family to a New England gated community to take them out of the stress and danger of the big city while taking a job as the communities police chief.  As the season went on we find out that Chief Bennett and his family were the only "normal" humans there and that the rest of the community is made up of creatures of the night such as Vampires, Witches and Werewolves struggling to co-exist.    It was a great show that fell victim to shows about singing and dancing on every other network.  Fortunately we always have DVD.   Here's the rundown of the show I like to call "Vampire Diaries with MILFS".

Claire Radcliff

Played by super hotty Rhona Mitra (aka the non Kate Beckinsale vamp from the Underworld trilogy), Claire is one of the next door neighbors of the Bennett clan.  A young beautiful house wife and mother, the first view of the series as a whole let alone this family is her seducing and drinking from a repair guy killing him which you can view HERE.  This sets the tone for her role in the rest of the series as a blood thirsty killer who is struggling to live life like a "normal" human.  A lifestyle her husband (who is also a vampire) is forcing on her for the sake of their "Adopted" (as in they drank her parents and decided to keep her) daughter.  

 Kat Russo

Played by Canadian actress Katheryn Winnick, Kat Russo was an FBI agent who came to the Gates in search of a particular resident who happens to have in his possession the secrets of everyone who lived in the community in the episode "Identity Crisis".  Chief Bennett and his crew did some digging into Russo's past to help the community hold on to their supernatural secrets just to find out that the FBI had reported Russo missing and presumed dead some years before.  That's when we find out that she is really a vampire out for revenge against the man who turned her who happens to be a resident of the Gates.  Great episode and one of the best in the short run of the show.

Vanessa Buckley

Played by Gloria Votsis, Vanessa was the mistress turned fiance of the founder of the community.  After he left his first wife for her he dedicated his life to making her happy and his love for her convinced him that people like her (a vampire) weren't all bad.  She carried that identity throughout her time on the series as she also convinces the Bennetts of the same thing (she's kind of like a vampire ambassador of sorts in the community).   In the episode "Bad Moon Rising" the couple commit to each other (meaning she will turn him into a vampire) but after she bites him she immediately turns ill and dies.   The final episodes of the show revolve around a "whodunit" regarding who poisoned her lovers blood causing her to die upon drinking it.

Vampiress XXX Review: "Women of Color"

Vampire Cast

Janet Jacme

The Gist: 5 stories (aka sex scenes) of women seducing men.

Clarification: Scene 4: The Prowler.  A burgler breaks into the bedroom of a home to find the owner, a beautiful more than half naked women still there but sound asleep.  The woman wakes up and seduces the burgler into having sex with her just to find out she was a vampire just prepping her next meal. 

Selling Point:  Janet Jacme's VERY revealing vampire costume.

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 3 out of 5.  You get one scene with a vampiress in it but it a pretty hot one despite the low quality video and Jacme's over the top acting.  There's also some random vampire pics in the DVD extra's (sample below).

Watch "Women of Color" online