Vampiress XXX Review: "Vampirella Fetish Parody"

The Gist: The Evil Vampirella must find a younger body to inhabit and she chooses Supergirl as her new body donor.
Clarification:  This is a superhero and stocking lesbian fetish film starring Anastasia Pierce for people who are into comic book costumes. The acting is terrible but none the less if you ever wanted to see Vampirella rape Supergirl or Supergirl rape Wonder Woman here you go.

Selling Point: As mentioned Vampirella isn't the only super hero in the film.  It also stars Alli Rae as Supergirl (both good and evil incarnations).

  Pierce plays dual roles as she also plays Wonder Woman who is eventually captured by evil Supergirl.

Female Vampire Factor: Despite the fact that Evil Supergirl does indeed bite Wonder Woman in their molestation scene....

The only female to sport any fangs is Peirce as Vampirella

As long as you're into costumes and aren't too picky about the film being true to it's source material it's entertaining in a campy way.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.

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Vampire Cast

Bridgette B. 

Jennifer Dark 

Brandy Aniston

Marie McCray

Jessi Palmer

The Gist: Jonathon Harker heads to eastern Europe to finish a real estate deal and ends up neck deep vampires.

Clarification:  This is a basically a very accurate adult version of the 1992 Francis Ford Coppola film "Bram Stokers Dracula".  As weird as it may sound though, the rated R film was a bit more sexual than this version.
  

Selling Point:  The Brides of Dracula played by Bridgette B, Jennifer Dark and Brandy Aniston (Below right)

Female Vampire Factor: This Film gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5.  As I stated above, the 1992 Rated R film was a lot more hot and steamy than this one but it's a porn so expectations shouldn't be that high in the first place.  The main thing to remember is almost every female in the film is or becomes a vampire

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Vampire Cast

Monica Mayhem

Kristen Price

The Gist:  The number of vampires is dwindling as the remaining ones left have tainted blood preventing them from creating more.  In order to change that they target a young woman (Sunny Lane) who's blood is capable of creating more.

Clarification:  Anyone the vampires bite turn to zombies so it is more of a zombie movie than anything else.  This is a sequal to the original only in that Jack Cross (the police detective character in the first one) returns as it is explained that he quits the police force to become a full time vampire slayer.  Evan Stone (of course) also returns but as "the twin brother" of the un named vamp he played in the first that was staked by Cross.  

Selling Point: Monica Mayhems vampire dominatrix outfit (below).

Female Vampire Factor:  This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 2 out of 5.  Remember every positive I said about the original (if not you can read my review HERE).  Well, get rid of all of that and what's left is this movie.  The two female vamps that are in it barely get screen time and the beginning of the film takes way too much time following a back story that has no baring on the main story other than having an excuse for a couple of sex scenes (as this movie has much more plot than it does sex barely qualifying it as a porn).  My suggestion is to only get this film if it's in a set with the original.  Only then is it worth the price. 

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Monica Mayhem

 Kristin Price

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Vampire Cast

Shay Sights

The Gist: Lafeyette; the flamboyant gay cook at Merlotts has been found dead in the back of a car and it's up to Sookie and Bill to find out who killed him.

Clarification: Unlike Devil's Films Twilight Parody's, New Sensation actually puts A LOT of time and effort into their adult films to make them actually watchable.  To this day the Scooby Doo XXX parody is one of the most entertaining adult films I've ever seen. Anyway, back to the point at hand, this is an actual movie in the truest sense of the word (no pun intended) and not a random set of scenes like the aforementioned Twilight parody's.   A good majority of the plot has been ripped from bits and pieces of the 1st two seasons of the actual "True Blood" HBO series but with their own (often comedic) spin on it.

Selling Point:  Ashlynn Brooke did a great job writing this and is MUCH hotter than Anna Paquin as Sookie

Female Vampire Factor: Unfortunately as far as female vamps go they are sorely lacking so it gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 1 out of 5. The only female vampire character that was carried over from the series was Pam who is played by Shay Sights (below). 

 There are some female vampire extras here and there but most of them can be seen in the trailer HERE.

Basically if you're picking up this movie just to see hot fanged women this is not the film for you BUT if you're looking for an entertaining adult film parody I highly recommend it otherwise.  

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Vampire Cast

Gracie Glam

Kelly Klass

Dani Jenson

The Gist: The Fourth installment of Devils Films adult film based on scenes from the teen "vampire" novel and film series.

Clarification:  This time around the movie actually seems to have a theme and can be classified as a stand alone full fledged movie parody as opposed to just random movie themed sex scenes. 

Selling Point:  Porno Bella finally gets turned in this one.  Depending on how you feel that's either good or bad as the actress who up to this point played Bella was Jenna Haze but now is portrayed by Gracie Glam.

Female Vampire Factor: This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 3 out of 5.  Kelly Klass is the second actress to portray "Alice" in this series and is the second to not fang out (thus what's the point). Basically no real vamp action outside of Dani Jenson.

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Gracie Glam

   

Dani Jenson

 

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Vampire Cast

Audrey Hollander

Brynn Tyler

The Gist: The Third installment of Devils Films adult film based on scenes from the teen "vampire" novel and film series.

Clarification:  A parody of various scenes from the film that all lead into sex (of course).  There is a bit more of a plot to this one than there was in the previous two installments (but the scenes still come of pretty random).

Selling Point:  Audrey Hollander as a vampire is pretty awesome to say the least.  I would absolutely love to see her play one in a movie that isn't meant to be a joke that was only made to bite off the success of another movie.

Female Vampire Factor: This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 3 out of 5.  Only two vamp scenes in this one but Audrey Hollander is actually a decent actress when she's not in scenes where 2 guys are filling her holes.

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Audrey Hollander

 Brynn Tyler

 

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Vampire Cast

Amy Brooke

Madison James

Ami Emerson

The Gist:  The second installment of Devils Films adult film based on scenes from the teen "vampire" novel and film series.

Clarification:  Once again like the 1st installment there is no real plot just parody of various scenes from the film but this time around a MUCH bigger emphasis on female vamps and fangs.

Selling Point:  Lesbian sex scene between vampire Ami Emerson and unsuspecting bikini sunbather Ruby Knox (Galleries Below) or watch preview HERE.

 Female Vampire Factor: This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 5 out of 5.  They did a much better job this time around of picking scenes out of the film that would make for a good porn.  The 1st time around it just seems like they were throwing Twilight references into sex scenes that would be no different without them.  This time around it could almost pass for a vampire film (keyword is ALMOST). Otherwise the women are MUCH hotter in this film and most of them are sporting the fangs.

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Amy Brooke

Madison James

 

Vampiress XXX Review: Les Vampyres 2: The Resurrection

 Vampire Cast

Nikita Denise

Ava Vincent

Holly Hollywood

Misty Rain

Syren

Wendi Knight

The Gist:  After the events of the 1st film.  Veronika's first lover uses her new lovers former beau (who is now a vampire) to get revenge on her.

Clarification:  This movie literally takes place moments after the end of the 1st film (IE if you didn't see the first film the plot would be hard to follow) as your 1st dialogue is a discussion of the painful ending of the last film.  That's pretty much it as far as plot goes as the rest of the film is pretty much random vampire sex.  Unlike the first film which was more substance, this was more sex.

Selling Point:  Having a legit eastern European female (Denise) playing a vampire (if only she had the cloak).

Female Vampire Factor:  This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 4 out of 5.  Like the first film it is 100% about the chicks with fangs.  The only real downside is that they use a lot of footage from the first movie as filler in this movie but there is enough new stuff to make it worth watching.

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