Vampiress XXX Review: This Ain't Dracula XXX

Vampire Cast

Bridgette B. 

Jennifer Dark 

Brandy Aniston

Marie McCray

Jessi Palmer

The Gist: Jonathon Harker heads to eastern Europe to finish a real estate deal and ends up neck deep vampires.

Clarification:  This is a basically a very accurate adult version of the 1992 Francis Ford Coppola film "Bram Stokers Dracula".  As weird as it may sound though, the rated R film was a bit more sexual than this version.
  

Selling Point:  The Brides of Dracula played by Bridgette B, Jennifer Dark and Brandy Aniston (Below right)

Female Vampire Factor: This Film gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5.  As I stated above, the 1992 Rated R film was a lot more hot and steamy than this one but it's a porn so expectations shouldn't be that high in the first place.  The main thing to remember is almost every female in the film is or becomes a vampire

Publicity Stills

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Vampire Cast

Shay Sights

The Gist: Lafeyette; the flamboyant gay cook at Merlotts has been found dead in the back of a car and it's up to Sookie and Bill to find out who killed him.

Clarification: Unlike Devil's Films Twilight Parody's, New Sensation actually puts A LOT of time and effort into their adult films to make them actually watchable.  To this day the Scooby Doo XXX parody is one of the most entertaining adult films I've ever seen. Anyway, back to the point at hand, this is an actual movie in the truest sense of the word (no pun intended) and not a random set of scenes like the aforementioned Twilight parody's.   A good majority of the plot has been ripped from bits and pieces of the 1st two seasons of the actual "True Blood" HBO series but with their own (often comedic) spin on it.

Selling Point:  Ashlynn Brooke did a great job writing this and is MUCH hotter than Anna Paquin as Sookie

Female Vampire Factor: Unfortunately as far as female vamps go they are sorely lacking so it gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 1 out of 5. The only female vampire character that was carried over from the series was Pam who is played by Shay Sights (below). 

 There are some female vampire extras here and there but most of them can be seen in the trailer HERE.

Basically if you're picking up this movie just to see hot fanged women this is not the film for you BUT if you're looking for an entertaining adult film parody I highly recommend it otherwise.  

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Vampire Cast

Gracie Glam

Kelly Klass

Dani Jenson

The Gist: The Fourth installment of Devils Films adult film based on scenes from the teen "vampire" novel and film series.

Clarification:  This time around the movie actually seems to have a theme and can be classified as a stand alone full fledged movie parody as opposed to just random movie themed sex scenes. 

Selling Point:  Porno Bella finally gets turned in this one.  Depending on how you feel that's either good or bad as the actress who up to this point played Bella was Jenna Haze but now is portrayed by Gracie Glam.

Female Vampire Factor: This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 3 out of 5.  Kelly Klass is the second actress to portray "Alice" in this series and is the second to not fang out (thus what's the point). Basically no real vamp action outside of Dani Jenson.

Film Stills

Gracie Glam

   

Dani Jenson

 

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Vampire Cast

Audrey Hollander

Brynn Tyler

The Gist: The Third installment of Devils Films adult film based on scenes from the teen "vampire" novel and film series.

Clarification:  A parody of various scenes from the film that all lead into sex (of course).  There is a bit more of a plot to this one than there was in the previous two installments (but the scenes still come of pretty random).

Selling Point:  Audrey Hollander as a vampire is pretty awesome to say the least.  I would absolutely love to see her play one in a movie that isn't meant to be a joke that was only made to bite off the success of another movie.

Female Vampire Factor: This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 3 out of 5.  Only two vamp scenes in this one but Audrey Hollander is actually a decent actress when she's not in scenes where 2 guys are filling her holes.

Film Galleries (each pick goes to a full set)

Audrey Hollander

 Brynn Tyler

 

Vampiress XXX Review: This Isn't the Twilight saga New Moon The XXX Parody

Vampire Cast

Amy Brooke

Madison James

Ami Emerson

The Gist:  The second installment of Devils Films adult film based on scenes from the teen "vampire" novel and film series.

Clarification:  Once again like the 1st installment there is no real plot just parody of various scenes from the film but this time around a MUCH bigger emphasis on female vamps and fangs.

Selling Point:  Lesbian sex scene between vampire Ami Emerson and unsuspecting bikini sunbather Ruby Knox (Galleries Below) or watch preview HERE.

 Female Vampire Factor: This film gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 5 out of 5.  They did a much better job this time around of picking scenes out of the film that would make for a good porn.  The 1st time around it just seems like they were throwing Twilight references into sex scenes that would be no different without them.  This time around it could almost pass for a vampire film (keyword is ALMOST). Otherwise the women are MUCH hotter in this film and most of them are sporting the fangs.

Film Still Galleries

Amy Brooke

Madison James

 

Vampiress XXX Review: This Isn't Twilight The XXX Parody

Vampire Cast

Lyla Storm

Phyllisha Anne

Audrey Hollander

The Gist: A series of hardcore porn sex scenes based on scenes from the motion picture "Twilight".

Clarification:  Though it looks like it would be a high quality adult film based of the series, as the gist describes it is nothing more than randomly placed sex scenes based on characters from the actual film.

Selling Point:  Audrey Hollander as Victoria aka the only fanged vampiress in the film.

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 1 out of 5.  3 "vamp" characters in the film but if you didn't know it before hand (IE aren't familiar with the Twilight series) you wouldn't know they were vampires (just like the ACTUAL Twilight movies).    Outside of Hollanders 3 way in the film this is your regular run of the mill porn.