Vampiress XXX Review: "Vampire Sexy Legend"

The Gist: A nurse falls asleep at work and dreams that she is a vampire.

Clarification: Not sure what this nurse ate before she lost consciousness but these are some wild dreams.  Basically these are just straight sex scenes where the gimmick is the woman sprouts fangs when she gets super turned on and drinks from her lovers when she's done.

Selling Point: The moaning and writhing when she gets ready to fang out and after she finally does is absolutely a turn on.

Female Vampire Factor:  The idol of the film is Mio Okazaka

As mentioned there isn't much to this as far as story goes.  Just interaction with a guy that leads to sex and midway through the sex she fangs out and bites that person afterward.

Scene 1: She is a dominatrix having her way with a submissive man

Scene 2: She lours a man to her pretending to be a damsel in distress

Scene 3: She is discovered bound in the hospital by a doctor who she then seduces when he frees her.

The film ends with her being woken up by the doctor in the previous scene and then you get your Micheal Jacksons thriller finale (the old "hey she might really be a monster" ending).

The film does exactly what it was meant to do which frankly Jav films tend to be the best at when it comes to vampires.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5.

Vampiress XXX Review: Cathula

The Gist: People randomly end up in a vampiresses castle and have sex before being bitten and sexed by her.

Clarification: Not much for this film as far as story goes and it's 90% sex.  A woman ends up in a vampiresses castle and opens her coffin just to be bitten and becoming her sex slave.  Meanwhile a group of travelers car breaks down and they end up in the castle as well.  They pick rooms just to also have sex.  Cathula and her new sex slave then go after the travelers. 

Selling Point: If you're into orgy's you'll be into the majority of this film.

Female Vampire Factor: The main vampire Cathula is played by Cathy Berry

Her first victim who becomes her right hand is played by Jane Whitehouse

By the films end they add one more by turning a couple of the stranded travelers included an attractive blonde

The film has an open ending as seen in a lot of these movies and there is a sequel (which has even less story than this).  I give the film a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.  It's a pretty raunchy porn with two quick scenes that remind you that vampires are involved.

Vampiress XXX Review: This Isn't Twilight The XXX Parody

Vampire Cast

Lyla Storm

Phyllisha Anne

Audrey Hollander

The Gist: A series of hardcore porn sex scenes based on scenes from the motion picture "Twilight".

Clarification:  Though it looks like it would be a high quality adult film based of the series, as the gist describes it is nothing more than randomly placed sex scenes based on characters from the actual film.

Selling Point:  Audrey Hollander as Victoria aka the only fanged vampiress in the film.

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 1 out of 5.  3 "vamp" characters in the film but if you didn't know it before hand (IE aren't familiar with the Twilight series) you wouldn't know they were vampires (just like the ACTUAL Twilight movies).    Outside of Hollanders 3 way in the film this is your regular run of the mill porn. 

Vampiress XXX Review: "Women of Color"

Vampire Cast

Janet Jacme

The Gist: 5 stories (aka sex scenes) of women seducing men.

Clarification: Scene 4: The Prowler.  A burgler breaks into the bedroom of a home to find the owner, a beautiful more than half naked women still there but sound asleep.  The woman wakes up and seduces the burgler into having sex with her just to find out she was a vampire just prepping her next meal. 

Selling Point:  Janet Jacme's VERY revealing vampire costume.

Female Vampire Factor: This movie gets a Vampire Beauty rating of 3 out of 5.  You get one scene with a vampiress in it but it a pretty hot one despite the low quality video and Jacme's over the top acting.  There's also some random vampire pics in the DVD extra's (sample below).

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