Vampiress XXX Review: "Ejacula 2"

The Gist:  An American couple come to stay at the castle of Ejacula completely unaware that they are in a castle of vampires.

Clarification:  Basically this is Ejacula 1 part 2 as you can put the two films together and it would just be one long movie (in other words it was shot as one long movie and just split into 2.)  This one is a bit more story driven than the first as we get more around the vampire hunter plus the story of the vampires wanting the couple staying with them to be part of their brood. 

Selling Point: Same the first as a Dracula costume fetish Film.

Female Vampire Factor: Ejacula as in the first film is played by Patricia Kennedy

Most of the sex scenes in this film don't include her this time around.   Instead dealing mostly with the couple,  the hunchback played by Ron Jeremy and of course, random vampire orgy's. Women with Fangs do get a bit more screen time in this film than in the first.

 This film and especially it's ending is best described as a clusterfuck.  Much like the first I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.  It tries but as a porn it is average.

Vampiress XXX Review: "Hot Chicks Big Fangs 2"

The Gist: A brood of female vampires use the internet to throw a sex party but they want slightly more from their guests than just sex.

Clarification: So basically the same general premise as the first movie though the only carry over from that film is Nikki Benz who is now the leader of the house. The girls of this film are the "new recruits" of the vampire house though that's obviously just used as a way to explain the huge turnover and expansion of the cast which has doubled from the first movie. 

Selling Point: Way more effort put into making this a story based movie (and in the movie in general) than in the first edition.

Female Vampire Factor:  So There is a total of 6 scenes featuring 10 women all ending with a vampire bite.

Scene 1: Jessica Jaymes seduces a religious solicitor.

Scene 2: Dillion Harper and Mia Malkova feed on a shy party goer

Scene 3: Chanel Preston bites and turns a bashful nerd

Scene 4: Janice Griffith seduces a guy in the shower

Scene 5: Nina Elle feeds on a guy in the kitchen

Scene 6: Orgy featuring Anna Bell Peaks, Jillian Janson, Riley Reid and Nikki Benz on two guys

Basically Digital Playground took everything good about the last film and supercharged it for this one while eliminating every one of the very few complaints I had of the first one.  I give this a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5. Well worth a view.

Check out the Full Movie at Digital Playground

Vampiress Review: "Embrace of the Vampire"

The Gist: An innocent young girl just starting college must deal with life outside of her norm.  A life that is a lot more sexual than she might be ready for.

Clarification: This one is easy to clarify.  It's basically just a Cinemax after Dark style softcore porn with less sex and a much better and well known cast. Basically Milano's character "Charlotte" has sex dreams every night that deal with a vampire who is real and using them to stalk her.

Selling Point:  For you older vamp fans you might remember this film by it's other title "That movie where the daughter from "Who's The Boss" shows her tits and kisses a girl".  For you younger fans it's "That movie where the girl from "Charmed" shows her tits and kisses a girl".  If you need help remembering I did the liberty of throwing the scene in for you below.  In it Charlotte Lewis seduces Milano during a sexy photo shoot.

Female Vampire Factor: Unfortunately we've run out of nice things to say about the movie by this point.  The female vampire count in this film in the traditional manner (IE they actually show themselves as vampires) is 3 which are from the scene in which we find out how the vampire stalking Charlotte became one in the first place (orgy's with 3 girls never turn out well for the guy in films). The scene which is very VERY hot is below.

Outside of that we have one "almost" female vamp as the main vampire of the film temporarily disguises himself as a girl named "Marika" played by Jennifer Tilly.  As Marika he attempts to seduce Charlotte's boyfriend in order to get him out the way but the plan doesn't work.

Jennifer Tilly in full seduction mode

 Sadly he returns to his male form to fang out.

With this I can only give the film a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5. A remake of the film is on the way starring Sharon Hinnendael as "Charlotte" which will hopefully achieve a better VB rating. I should have more on it in the coming months.