Vampiress XXX Review: "Hot Chicks Big Fangs 2"

The Gist: A brood of female vampires use the internet to throw a sex party but they want slightly more from their guests than just sex.

Clarification: So basically the same general premise as the first movie though the only carry over from that film is Nikki Benz who is now the leader of the house. The girls of this film are the "new recruits" of the vampire house though that's obviously just used as a way to explain the huge turnover and expansion of the cast which has doubled from the first movie. 

Selling Point: Way more effort put into making this a story based movie (and in the movie in general) than in the first edition.

Female Vampire Factor:  So There is a total of 6 scenes featuring 10 women all ending with a vampire bite.

Scene 1: Jessica Jaymes seduces a religious solicitor.

Scene 2: Dillion Harper and Mia Malkova feed on a shy party goer

Scene 3: Chanel Preston bites and turns a bashful nerd

Scene 4: Janice Griffith seduces a guy in the shower

Scene 5: Nina Elle feeds on a guy in the kitchen

Scene 6: Orgy featuring Anna Bell Peaks, Jillian Janson, Riley Reid and Nikki Benz on two guys

Basically Digital Playground took everything good about the last film and supercharged it for this one while eliminating every one of the very few complaints I had of the first one.  I give this a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5. Well worth a view.

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Vampiress Preview: "Freaks of Nature"

Freaks of Nature is a Horror Comedy that will open in limited Theaters and video on demand on October 30th.  The premise is three kids in a town in Ohio where Vampires, Zombies and Humans live in harmony try to survive after aliens arrive and pin everyone against each other.  Below is the trailer.

Now comes the best news.  Two of the main vampire characters are female.  The main one being Petra played by Mackenzie Davis.

 In the above right picture Petra is attacking the Character Lorelei played by Vanessa Hudgens.  Well thanks to the promotional pictures it looks like Hudgens character does get turned as seen below.

of course Hudgens with fangs isn't new to this blog considering her Halloween costume a few years ago.  As mentioned the film comes out the day before Halloween and you can pre-order by hitting the link below.

Vampiress Review: Near Dark

The Gist:  A young man gets more than he bargains for when the girl he hits on just happens to be part of a group of traveling vampires who go from town to town killing everyone in their path and since she takes a liking to him decides to turn him.

Clarification:  Basically this is Texas Chainsaw Massacre (and basically any other movie with a psychotic murdering family) but a blood sucking version.  If there was one thing that bothered me about this film it's that vampirism is easily cured with a simple blood transfusion in it. 

Selling Point:  This film has been universally praised by critics as a top notch horror film.

Female Vampire Factor:  Despite critic praise, as far as this site is concerned it is a huge let down much like the other major critically praised vampire film of the 80's "The Lost Boys".  Once again you have a vampire film with one hot female who doesn't look sexy whatsoever and no fangs.

Jenny Wright as "Mae"

  I mean honestly I'd hate to live in the backwoods town where the dirty looking girl with the jeans tied together with rope is the "must have" girl of the night.  She's definitely not hot enough to have to deal with the rest of her "family".

 

Outside of the fact that you do get to see her bite someone not much else to talk about in this category.  The 2001 vampire film "The Forsaken" which is a lot like this at least has some T & A in between the killing so for that the film gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5.

Vampiress Review: Hot Chicks Big Fangs

The Gist: After their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere a group of guys are invited to a party full of sexy women to use the phone and call a tow truck.  Little do they know the women are blood thirsty vampires who have other intentions for them.

Clarification:  Not much to clarify.  Basically it's a straight forward adult film that has just enough storyline to not be considered straight sex.  Basically each guy in the group gets a female who takes them to a different room in the house, has sex with them, fangs out and sucks them dry.  In other words a hardcore porn version of Beverly Hills Vamp without the comedy.

Selling Point: Every scene ends with fangs

Female Vampire Factor:  All the females in the film are vampires so you won't be disappointed there.  Each has their own distinct personality trait but all are bloodthirsty killers. The girls in fang appearance order are...

Romi Rain

Bonnie Rotten

 The vamp who leads the unsuspecting men to the party.  Also a pothead and a squirter.

Destiny Dixon

 Seems to be the leader of the brood based on her referring to the rest of the vampires as "her children".

Monique Alexander

The "no nonsense" member of the brood.  She has no issues telling her victim up front what her intentions are.

Nikki Benz

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While it's not the best storyline based vampire porn you'll find as it barely qualifies as that it certainly isn't the worst and the women are definitely attractive.  For that I give this film a Vampire Beauty Rating of 4 out of 5.

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DVD release date for Vampire Acedamy in North America

According to Newdvdreleasedates the film adaptation of the novel Vampire Academy will be released on blue-ray and DVD on May 20th 2014.  The movie was released in theaters on February 7th to mixed reviews.  For more on the premise to the film check out my preview HERE.

Vampire Academy director Mark Waters and screenwriter Dan Waters have already stated on record that they have begun the process of creating a screenplay for the sequal "Frost Bite" but whether the movie happens or not is up in the air with the film not generating anywhere near the following of previous vampire book to film adaptions.  Possibly if the DVD does well that could be enough to get Frost Bite green lit.   

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Vampiress Review: "Fright Night 2: New Blood"

The Gist:  A young college student fears for his life when he finds out his art professor is really Countess Elizabeth Bathory who is now an immortal vampire.

Clarification: So first things first....As I've delved into in the many preview blogs I've done for this movie basically Collin Farrell NEVER HAPPENED. In fact, this isn't a sequel at all it's the reboot we should have gotten back in 2011 (if you can't tell I liked this movie so much more).  If you were a fan of the original film (and/or it's 1988 sequel) you will absolutely LOVE this film as it seems they put a lot more effort into recreating the feel of those films as opposed to the 2011 film which seemed to be more about creating a new version of an old movie (the same complaint I had with the remake of "Total Recall" also starring Collin Farrell).   What I mean by that is though the film takes place in a modern era, the characters are almost exactly what they were in the 85 film, Charlie is the nosy kid that doesn't know when to mind his business. Amy is a prude and evil Ed is just as obnoxious as he was in the 85 film which makes this all the more enjoyable.  Peter Vincent is back to being a television show host (as opposed to the corny Vegas magician they made him into in the 2011 film) but this time to modernize it a bit the show he hosts "Fright Night" is a ghost hunting program.

Selling Point:  As I said, they did it right this time

Female Vampire Factor:  One of the biggest questions regarding this remake was how the character of Gerri Dandridge (Jaime Murray) would be handled.  Basically she's a hybrid of the 85 Jerry and the 88 Regine Dandridge characters.  While the film pretty much follows the plot of the 85 film to a tee just changing the location to Romania you do get a number of scenes of Gerri teasing Charlie while seducing her victims that reminded me a lot of Julie Carmen's character in the original Fright Night 2.

Fact of the matter is, she makes getting murdered by a vampire seem downright fun.  It looked like she was practically raping Evil Ed in the scene where she catches up with him.

If there was one disappointing thing about this film (and pretty much this is the only disappoint thing) it's the handling of Amy (Sacha Parkinson) turning into a vampire.  Unlike the other two versions of this story, there is no gradual turn and no seduction involved.  As a matter of fact, she's kind of like an alligator in a pool of blood that Charlie has to wrestle with.

The thing is with this film that's more of a nit pick than anything as there is more than enough seduction with Gerri being the hot teacher who "fraternizes" with her students and all.  Anyway, this film while not the greatest female vampire film of all time is light years better than the last attempt to I will give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5.  These types of films don't come around too often so enjoy it.

Vampiress Review: "Kiss of the Damned"

The Gist: A writer on a getaway to Europe to clear his mind falls for a beautiful yet mysterious red head, but when he can't take no for an answer reveals that she's a vampire and at his suggestion turns him.

Clarification:  This isn't so much a horror movie as it is a romance/drama about sibling rivalry.  While the film starts out about Paulo (the writer) and Djuna (The Vampire).  Once he is turned the film goes in several different direction but has a bit of a reverse Twilight feel.  In this case it's not a bad thing whatsoever being that all the vampires are hot women and they actually do have fangs plus it doesn't take 5 movies to tell the story. 

Selling Point:  The scene in the film where Djuna proves to Paolo that she is a vampire and not just trying to blow him off.  She has him chain her to her bed (while wearing nothing but lingerie BTW) and romances her till she fangs out (I guess vampires can't have sexual relations with humans without wanting to eat them).  She then begins growling and writhing around the bed and his response?  What else... He unchains her, says "lets make love" and get an eternal hickey for it.  This scene was HOT!!!!!!!!

Female Vampire Factor:  The film stars Josephine De La Baume as Djuna.  Outside of the above scene Djuna rarely ever looses control and feeds on animal blood and teaches Paulo to do the same when she turns him (as I said "reverse Twilight").  Being that the gist of the film all happens in the first 20 minutes they have to fill the rest with something and that something is Djuna's sister Mimi played by Roxane Mesquida.

Unlike the other vampires of the film Mimi wants absolutely nothing to do with the whole "don't hurt anyone" lifestyle that the others live and is often getting in trouble for leaving her meals lying around for others to see.  She comes to town to stay with Djuna while Xenia (the vampire who seems to run this halfway house for wayward vamps played by Anna Mauglalis) prepares a home for her in Arizona.  Mimi is quite evil and decides she doesn't want to leave and not only sets her sites on Paolo but even goes as far as blackmailing Xenia to prevent from having to go to Arizona by bringing her a young woman and "accidentally" cutting her (Xenia is a vampire version of an alcoholic as she is not capable of controlling her hunger around humans without loosing control).

 Though the ending of the movie seems like a "we couldn't come up with anything better" rush job the fact is getting to it is the best part anyway.  It's a very artsy film meaning full of sex scenes with pretty music in the background.  For that I give the film a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 out of 5.  The two scenes of female vampires loosing control is worth the price of admission alone.