Female vampires once ruled the world. Now they are overlooked for glittering guys with big hair. It's time to point out why the female of the species should be the center of attention.
Season 4 of the Vamps Next Door is now available and in the new season comes a couple of new hot female vamps.
First...there is a new Kate Tepes. Replacing the lovely Daniela Humel is the just as lovely Polina Frantsena!
This is explained in the first episode as Kate, wanting a different look, put her shape shifting abilities to the test. New Kate also puts her fangs to good use in the final episode of the season when she turns the object of Vlad's desires Denise played by Olivia Dankley.
The season 4 finale also marks the first time mom Beverly attempts (unsuccessfully) to bite anyone.
As a matter of fact the finale is an easy vampire beauty rating of 5 out of 5 considering Denise is in a nighty during the time all these female vamps are trying to bite her and Beverly gets in character for her first bite via a Dracula cloak and black cocktail dress all on top of Kates naughty vampire schoolgirl attire. If you don't believe me check out the episode below.
And for a rundown of the hottest episodes of the first three seasons check out my original review HERE.
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So recently it has been brought to my attention by some of you that there is an abundance of video's on Youtube of people trying on and using retractable fangs. These are the plastic fangs that go into your mouth and a tongue controlled mechanism allows them to be concealed above your lip line. There is one video in particular that seems to be very popular and that is this one by a Norwegian girl by the name of Ann-Kristin Vestnes (below).
Now the reason I was sent this video is because the particular person thought I should do an update on the retractable fang video craze (which I probably will closer to Halloween) but what caught my eye about this one specifically is that this is not her only one. As a matter of fact she has an entire playlist on her youtube page which you can viewedHERE of nothing but video's in which she tries on different types of fangs. Being that this site is called Vampire Beauties I'd be remiss if I didn't point her out to the readers of this blog who might not know this young lady is out there. Any attractive female who goes out of her way to look like a vampire is definitely worthy of being listed here.
This is the Pilot for what I believe would have been a romantic comedy style television or internet show. The episode follows a night in the life of a young girl named Nikki Draac. She has a graveyard shift job at a convenient store but hasn't done a good job of showing up on time. It is eventually explained that Nikki as well as both her parents are vampires just trying to have as normal a life as they can with their affliction. Her father works at a blood bank and she carries a blood pack with her as her lunch in a Barbie lunchbox.
This particular day at work was an interesting one for her as she meets a potential love interest in a costumer named Will. Also a couple of goons attempt to rob the place and in doing so spills her blood bag all over the floor which results in her fanging out and making short work of the goons all in front of poor scared Will (But he eventually gets over it as she is still hot after all).
Lewis in 2009 lost her left hand in a car accident which is highly noticeable in the short to the point that it is obvious they were deliberately showing it. Personally I don't see the purpose but obviously the plan was to write her lack of a hand into the story somehow had the Pilot got picked up. Since this was done 2 years ago and it still hasn't then that will just be another unsolved mystery.
The Vamps Next Door is a web series produced by Phil Ramuno Productions in Los Angeles California. The show so far consists of 3 seasons which is split into several 2 or 3 minute episodes. In most episodes the recap from the week before plus opening and closing credits combined normally last longer than the show itself but that's what happens when you try to take what would be 1 half hour episode (counting commercials) of your average everyday sitcom and break it up into 5 to 7 separate episodes (though season 3 can be seen as one 20+ minute episode instead of the separate blocks).
The show revolves around the Tepes (pronounced Te-pish) family (the reason I have the pronunciation is because one of the running gags is people screwing it up). They consist of dad Walter, mom Beverly, and kids Kate and Jimmy plus Grandma Emma. The show comes off as a non gothic, yet vampiric version of the Adams Family with a bit of "Married with Children" thrown in.
- Walter is an IRS auditor who likes to control his co-workers through hypnosis but is frustrated because his deaf co-worker Dewey can't be controlled since she can't hear his commands. What makes matters worse is Dewey knows somethings up with him and is very suspicious.
- Beverly is the happy home maker who just wants to fit in with their neighborhood which means trying her best to keep the others at bay. Unfortunately it means she is the only one not to vamp out in the series which sucks since Rachel Beilit who plays Beverly ispretty damn hot at times. This is explained in season 1 when we're informed that she is the reason they don't feed on live humans. To support this lifestyle she is also the bread winner in the family as she steals blood from dead patients as a surgical assistant at a hospital.
- Jimmy is an adolescent trouble maker who despite how old he truly is still has the same problems a kid his actual age has such as bullying and fitting in.
- Grandma Emma is the stereotypical feisty old lady who doesn't act her age. She hits on any human male that comes anywhere near the house and has an obsession with black men. ESPECIALLY President Obama whom she makes no secret is a major target of both her affections and thirst.
Now we come to the actual reason this series is worthy of mention in this blog.
The stereotypical sex crazed hot teenage daughter ala "Kelly Bundy" from Married with Children or the less recognizable WB network knockoff "Tiffany Malloy" from Unhappily Ever After. The only thing she can ever think about is drinking the blood of her poor (Lucky) boyfriend Mike. In season 1 she gets very close but too many things go wrong. Luckily for her in Season 2 she gets a job at a blood bank (wearing a sexy nurse costume by the way) and talks him into donating daily until he has absolutely no blood flowing to his brain and babbles a lot (every ounce goes to her family to drink later as she's stealing it). Much like the two mentioned above, the goal of her character is to get gullible guys like myself to watch just to see her in short skirts and lingerie. She is also the vampire who fangs out the most in the series. For this character alone I would hope they could get a financial backer to help produce this show as a regular series (also this show makes good use of disabled actors which is almost unheard of in Hollywood which will be my non perverted reason for supporting it).
Here's season 1, episode 4 in which her boyfriend (as well as the viewing audience) gets to see her fangs for the first time.
And an extra scene from Season 2 in which she sinks her fangs into her therapist.
Season 4 introduced a slew of new vampires including a recasting of the character of Kate. For more on that check out my update HERE.
Like many web series the show is donation funded with more info available by clicking the show logo at the top of the blog. To see every episode of the series check out their official youtube channel at www.youtube.com/thevampsnextdoor .
