Vampiress Review: "Die Vampir Schwestern"

The Gist: A pair of sisters who are half vampires struggle to fit in when their family moves from Transylvania to Germany.

Clarification:  This is a kids movie out of Germany.  It follows two 12 year old sisters Darkarvia and Silvania.  Their mother is a human and their father is a vampire and they move from Transylavania around people like themselves to Germany where they have to live with and interact with humans and go to a regular school.  There they deal with bullies and making friends along with the fact that their nosy neighbor is on to them and makes it his business to try and destroy them. 

Selling Point: It does actually have some vampiric moments

Female Vampire Factor:  So the two girls have completely different personalities.  Darkavia (Laura Roge) can best be described as gothic and wants more than anything to be a full vampire.

Silvania (Marta Martin) takes more after her mother and wishes to be human and lead a "normal" life.

In order to reach this goal they go to a magic shop where a man claims to be able to cast a spell that can grant them their wish.  Problem is he mixes up the spell granting each girl their sisters wish.  This results in Darkavia loosing all the vampire abilities that she depends on and Silvania pretty much becoming a blood thirsty monster.

The girls have rather small fangs for most of the film though Silvania files hers down when she's trying to fit in but after she's fully turned (about 1 hour in) she is full blown horror movie style vampire pretty much wanting to bite any human within arms length. Eventually they find a way to reverse the spell but for a brief period you got some great moments.   I give this film a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3.5 out of 5 with the fact that it's a kids movie keeping it from a solid 4.  The film has since had a sequel with another on the way so still time for improvement as the cast gets older. 

Vampiress Review: Vampire Stakes

The Gist:  3 Vampires go around a town turning other people into vampires and its up to a small group of hunters to stop them.

Clarification:  Basically this movie has a really deep back story about an alternate dimension where vampires rule humans with only a few human survivors left sort of like a vampire incarnation of the Terminator.  Being this is an indy flick of course they don't really have the budget for that so you just pretty much hear about it.  Anyway the Queen vampire and her two head generals end up in our more human friendly dimension in order to turn all the humans here.  Some of the last surviving humans end up here as well to hunt them down (which results in the question, if they could have left the evil vampire dimension for a non vampire one wouldn't it have just been easier to evacuate all the humans from that one to this one?)

Selling Point: See Female Vampire Factor!!!

Female Vampire Factor:  What can I say, there definitely isn't a shortage.  As a matter of fact, you can't really go too long in the film without a random hot chick with fangs showing up as you can see below.

As a matter of fact (!!SPOILER ALERT!!) I believe there is only one female in the entire cast that isn't or doesn't become a vampire

 That doesn't even factor in the main vamps.. The Vampire Queen

Leanne Chamish

 And her large breasted henchwoman

Syn Devil

 Basically if you watch the entire movie on mute it's about a group of guys who run around sticking wood in hot women and their guy friends for 83 minutes all controlled by another hot woman who likes watching her friends have sex.  For that the movie gets a Vampire Beauty Rating of 5 OUT OF 5.   This movie was far superior to the other film I reviewed from TimeWarp Films "Vampire Sisters" and that's without anywhere near the T & A factor that one had.