Showing posts with label softcore porn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label softcore porn. Show all posts

Sunday, April 19, 2020

Vampiress XXX Review: "Antique Box"


The Gist:  A group of young adults take a trip to a remote area when a witch possesses the body of one of the young women in order to sacrifice the men of the group.

Female Vampire Factor:  So this is pretty straight forward.  A girl gets possessed and seduces guys
After some pretty hot sex her nails grow she spouts fangs then proceeds to maul the men then bites their necks
She is shown in her true form a few times but she never fangs out that way.   Vampirism only happens during her possession of the young lady.

Final Opinion:  This is a Thai softcore porn that tries to have a storyline.  By that meaning there is way too much going on in a film that's supposed to be mostly sex.  The main vamp is very attractive though.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Vampiress XXX Review: "Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4741618/

The Gist: A nosy housewife fears for her life when she discovers her neighbors are vampires.

Clarification:  After killing one too many village girls in their homeland of Transylvania Vlad Dracula and is wife Mortishia have to relocate to their summer home in Beverly Hills.  Unfortunately for them a vampire slayer has followed them and continues to hunt them with the help of their nosy neighbor across the street.

Now that we've gotten the plot summary out the way let's get down to the real deal.  This is a middle of the pack softcore porn.  Not exactly terrible but far from great.  The bulk of the film is sex scenes but it does have a plot which at times is way more interesting than the simulated sex scenes (which to be honest aren't very good).

Selling Point: Once you're bitten in this film you immediately turn.  Great rule for a film with only 2 male main characters.

Female Vampire Factor:  Despite the great rule used in the selling point the Dracula family live off of synthetic blood (or at least try to) so biting happens pretty scarce.  The film starts with a village girl (Cassandra Cruz) who gets bitten getting destroyed by a vampire slayer so you do get some brief female fangs right off the bat.
After that there is only two more instances of female fangs.  I do have to commend the casting of Adriana Chechik as Mortishia.
  She absolutely looks the part of a vampiress and it's an absolute shame you don't get to see more of her.
The final vamp comes in the form of the character Stacy (Jazy Berlin) who is a main character in the film as both the friend of the nosy housewife Jane and the co-worker of Janes husband Bob.  She also has a thing for Bob but for most of the film he blows her off.  The last scene of the film is her going to Jane and Bobs house and flashing her fangs at them (she was bitten during a lesbian threesome between her Mortishia and Jane which is easily the best sex scene in the film).
While it is a pretty average softcore porn it is pretty much the best vampire softcore porn I've seen since 2010's Twilight Vamps.  I say that not because it's good but because the movies that have come out since then were all pretty much all sex and maybe one vampire related scene where as this at least attempts to be a vampire film.  I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.   

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Vampiress Review: "Emmanuelle vs Dracula"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0428488/

The Gist:  A country getaway/ bachelerette party is interrupted by a mysterious gentlemen who claims to be a traveler broken down on the road but who's really a vampire looking for new recruits

Clarification:  So those familiar with your late night pay TV film watching should be familiar with the Emmanuelle film franchise.  Basically a french film about a woman having lots and lots of sex.  Starting in the late 1970's as the years have gone by Emmanuelle has pretty much had sex everywhere including in Space and going through time.  Basically she gets around more than Carmen Sandiego. She also somehow stopped being french a long time ago as well.

Selling Point:  This is the only Emmanuelle film that has female vampires even though it is not the only Emmanuelle vampire film.   2011's "Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle's Sexy Bite" is a corny Vampire Diaries/Twilight parody with Emmanuelle playing the Elena/Bella part hence no female fangs.

Female Vampire Factor:  So basically this film comes off as an odd vampire episode of Sex in the City as the women do kind of resemble the girls of that show.  You do have one main female vamp as one of the girls of the group "Lucy" (Molinee Green) is the first turned and pretty much is responsible for turning everyone else (below)
If there's any downfall in this film it's that when the women become vampires they look like extra's from a Whitesnake video.

This film is a far cry from the sensual films that made up the franchise in the 80's and 90's and comes off extremely cheesy

It could have been better but it could have been A LOT worse so I'll give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The Sexy Female Vamps of the "Embrace the Darkness" Saga

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162945/http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0297102/http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0346934/

 Embrace the Darkness is basically softcore porns answer to the "Subspecies" series of vampire films from the 90's.  It basically follows the same premise which is the life of a girl who becomes the obsession of a vampire who stalks her and eventually turns her but he is killed and then her struggles to learn the way's of vampirism from other sometimes not so nice vampires.  Not much else to say other than here's the T & A.

Embrace the Darkness (1999)

Miranda
(Angelia High)
The premise of the fiirst film is Miranda lives with another vampire named Galen.  While Galen is the "Good" vampire who likes to drink from blood bags and not hurt anyone.  Miranda is a classic softcore porn vampire IE she likes to have lots of sex and basically eat who she screws when she's done. 

Jennifer (Madison Clark)
The object of Galens affection she freaks out when she finds out what he is, gets herself hit by a car and he turns her to save her.  After drinking her best friends blood and having a guilt trip fit on the guy for what she's become he commits suicide and she's stuck as a vampire knowing absolutely nothing about how to live like one and now has to spend the next two movies learning the ropes and changing actresses.







Embrace the Darkness 2 (2002)

Jennifer
(Renee Rea)
Now Jennifer is a full fledged vampire and decides to leave her old look and life behind for the big city where she eats people and throws them in the dumpster much to the chagrin of some of the other vamps in the area.  Luckily since they were friends of Galen they volunteer to show her the ropes.


Lizzie (Catalina Larranaga)
A vampire older than Galen she takes in Jennifer to live with her and her male fledgling Jack but when the two get too comfortable together she gets jealous and decides that Jennifer is competition that needs to be taken out.

 


Embrace the Darkness 3 (2002)

Jennifer
(Brooke Larele)
Now Jennifer knows what she's doing and has pretty much become what Lizzie was, an uncaring bitchy power hungry vampire bent on becoming the strongest vampire alive (also she's back to being a brunette).  She's definitely come a long way from the winy constantly crying character she was in the first film.