Female vampires once ruled the world. Now they are overlooked for glittering guys with big hair. It's time to point out why the female of the species should be the center of attention.
The Thundermans was a show that aired on the Nickelodeon cable network from 2013 to 2018. The show revolved around a family of Superheroes and their everyday life or basically a live action version of the Incredibles.
The season four premiere of the fourth season was a Halloween themed episode in which the family has plans to go out for Halloween but due to a storm hitting and knocking the power out they are stuck inside. That's when Dr Colosso decides that his goal is to tell the family stories that will scare them.
After a story about a troll that turns kids into candy and a story of a family of monsters getting attacked by people with pitch forks scares off everyone in the family, but the two oldest kids Max and Phoebe Dr Colosso then tells a story where Max Thunderman becomes a vampire. He eventually turns their entire school into vampires leaving Phoebe and her friend Cherry to try to save everyone but eventually Phoebe is turned as well.
Eventually Phoebe does save Max and restores his humanity but that doesn't help the rest of the kids in the school as Dr Colosso ends up being the master vampire and the rest of the kids then attack Phoebe and Max.
Generally entertaining episode which is pretty surprising as Nickelodeon shows tend to not do the vampire genre much justice. Audrey Whitby as Cherry does get a ton of screen time once she turns but it's a very short segment overall. I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 3 out of 5.
The Gist: Emmanuelle along with the crew of her live stream blimp end up traveling to an alternate dimention where vampires are real.
Clarification: In the 2000's the Emmanuelle series went from being overly romanticized softcore porn generally aimed at a female audience about a woman with an accent going to exotic places and screwing to basically whatever weird thing they could come up with since I guess she's screwed every human. Like a naked Carmen Sandiego she'd go to different countries, then space and in this incarnation, she becomes a time traveler though in this particular film she also becomes a universe jumper. That's right, Emmanuelle discovered the Multiverse 20+ years ago. Emmanuelle like James Bond is played by a different female every series and in this version she's played by Allie Haze in what I believe is her first role in anything.
Imagine if they ever did one where all the different Emmanuelle's came together? Anyway this film pretty much comes off as more of a parody of the vampire craze that had taken over media at the time as it had a ton of references to things like Twilight and Vampire Diaries. It's definitely not meant to be taken seriously at all and can be categorized as an adult comedy.
Female Vampire Factor: There is technically 3. I say technically because one of them just appears in one scene and is completely forgetton about as soon as she walks away.
Then there is one that only exists outside the bar the crew of the Emmanuelle blimp goes to whose only appearance is in blue tint.
And finally the female maker of the main vampires of the film who happens to look exactly like Emmanuelle thus even though she doesn't get turned we do get to see main actress Allie Haze with fangs.
Final Thoughts: Definitely not something you'd watch for the plot and the sex scenes aren't much to write home about as well. Surprisingly the comedy is probably the best thing in it, specifically the character Renee.
She is one of the hosts of Emmanuelles TV network and her character is ditsy reminiscent of Chrissy from Three's Company. The running joke with her is that as everyone else is afraid of the vampires, she is just horny and thinks being eaten is a sex reference when they warn her about it.
I give it a Vampire Beauty Rating of 2 out of 5. Not a must watch but isn't the worst thing in the world. Unfortunately, from a female vampire standpoint it's a bunch of blink and you'll miss it moments.
Todd McFarlane's Spawn was an adult animated series which aired on the HBO premium cable network from 1997-1999 based on the comic book series of the same name. The series followed a man who after death was resurrected as a demon type superhero who collected souls while struggling with memories of his old human life.
In this episode a girl named Lilly shows up in town who seems on the service to be a sweet and innocent girl.
but by the episodes end we find out that not only is she not a sweet an innocent girl but she is in fact a vampire sent to kill Spawn in an effort to repent for her own deeds from when she was alive.
Spawn eventually ends up killing her by exposing her to sunlight during a fight. Unfortunately, this would be her one and only appearance. She would definitely be a character I would like to see more of. Being that she was one and done we don't even get a decent cosplay community for her but at least with the help of AI we can at least draw up what it would look like.
